@seawolf

amateur computologist. rubyist. may contain hops. 43 003

 Portsmouth, England
Joined February 2007
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when the waiter asks if u want to see the dessert menu:
BBC News (UK)
@BBCNews13 Jul 2023
Pig tempted out of ditch with Turkish delight bbc.in/46MxGYq

Boris the pig tempted out of ditch with Turkish delight

Firefighters tried using slings but it was Boris' favourite snack that did the trick.

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Malta and Cyprus don’t actually have railways…
CallyJ 🇬🇧 🇮🇱 🇮🇷 🇺🇦 ✝️@Short2Cjs26 Dec 2022
Interesting that our train drivers are the highest paid in Europe & come up best against the cost of living crisis. So remind me again why are they striking🤔 euronews.com/travel/2022/12/…
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I just used the phrase, "Alpine and Spank," which very few people on this Earth will appreciate it's origin.
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Holy cow—if you like fantasy maps, spend some time looking at New Orleans. WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON WITH THIS CITY?! If this came in from a freelancer, there are half a dozen things that would raise my eyebrows.
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On top of all his other accomplishments, John Young, who just passed away at age 87, was the first astronaut officially reprimanded by NASA because of actions during a space flight. The reason: he smuggled a corned beef sandwich aboard Gemini 3.
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Japanese designer Haruki Nakamura creates playfully interactive paper toys trib.al/GLwMQ3T
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Best brew in Pompey, by (nautical) miles! @HarbourCoffeeHouse ☕ @_harbourchurch 👍
You've got to love Liverpudlians! xitter.cf/Liam1971/status/822799… via @liam1971
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By all means, be an obnoxiously literal pedant. All I ask is that you never be wrong about anything or else I'm coming for you.
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Nope this is not at all creepy. Nope. Not at all.
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@SparkEnergyUK Bill arrived 13th December. Dated 30th November. "Please pay by 10th December" ... Good job I already have! #snailMail ... – at Portsmouth, England
I wanted to know if I could have another onion but he said no that's shallot
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We saw this in @Wrexham today. What does it mean?? Do you dial 999 for this service???
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Save paying 5p for a carrier bag by always going shopping with a kangaroo. @TwopTwips
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Corner shop only sells stamps when the Post Office inside it is open... 🤔 – at Portsmouth, England
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Just one worry for those of us watching the developing situation on Southern. xitter.cf/keep_the_guard/status/…
Keep The Guard!@keep_the_guard8 Oct 2016
Replying to @SouthernRailUK
@SouthernRailUK @RMTunion This is what the driver has to use for dispatching a train. How is this safer than having a Guard do it?
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Traaa th'Pool! You's been boss! – at Liverpool, England
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