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ANDY@secondchairsMay 20

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ANDY@secondchairsMay 24

|| dangling Andy in front of you like a carrot on a stick

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𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐆𝐈𝐄.@telltalebelleMar 21

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ANDY@secondchairsMay 22

sweetheart? I said I wanted a sweet treat, not to become one ~

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ︵ ‍ ‍ 𝐟𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐚 ‍ ⁫ ！@borntoassistantMay 22

you can always ask me whenever you want, sweetheart.

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ANDY@secondchairsMay 22

PLEASEEEEE I just wanted a little treat after lunch 💧

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ︵ ‍ ‍ 𝐟𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐚 ‍ ⁫ ！@borntoassistantMay 22

she’s going to fire you, ANDY.

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ANDY@secondchairsMay 22

( please ) don’t fire me

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ANDY@secondchairsMay 22

📞— god, I cannot tell you how many times I’ve heard that. . . okay, okay, sprinting now !!

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ︵ ‍ ‍ 𝐟𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐚 ‍ ⁫ ！@borntoassistantMay 22

📲 : andrea! hey! miranda is looking for you. if you don’t get there soon, you’re going to get fired.

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ANDY@secondchairsMay 22

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ANDY@secondchairsMay 22

oh so veryyyyy funny. coffee is getting cold~

‍ ᴿ͟ᴱ͟ᴮ͟ᴱ͟ᑦ͟ᑦ͟ᴬ͟ˑ ‍ ‍ ‍@blackwoodleadMay 22

on heaven's dooo-ooor.

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ANDY@secondchairsMay 22

knock knock knocking

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ANDY@secondchairsMay 21

yeah? you’re doing a ( fantastic ) job.

‍ ᴿ͟ᴱ͟ᴮ͟ᴱ͟ᑦ͟ᑦ͟ᴬ͟ˑ ‍ ‍ ‍@blackwoodleadMay 21

i know. i try.

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ANDY@secondchairsMay 21

( snnrk—- )

‍ ᴿ͟ᴱ͟ᴮ͟ᴱ͟ᑦ͟ᑦ͟ᴬ͟ˑ ‍ ‍ ‍@blackwoodleadMay 21

it is hotter than balls outside.

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ANDY@secondchairsMay 21

very eloquent.

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ANDY@secondchairsMay 21

can’t find her sweater, can’t find her glasses—- oh, but there’s her pen.

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ANDY@secondchairsMay 21

sipping her morning coffee. . . her SECOND morning coffee.

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ANDY@secondchairsMay 21

can’t find her sweater, can’t find her glasses—- oh, but there’s her pen.

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remmus@itsserulyanMay 20

meryl played miranda priestly with the kind of lesbianism that the script did not call for and i think that’s beautiful

🏹@motherpriestlyMay 19

how do you explain this to a straight person

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ANDY@secondchairsMay 20

steaming cup of coffee brought to lipsticked lips, right hand dancing airily over laptop keys as the journalist typed away. the hour had grown late so fast, and Andy’s shoulder’s felt ever so weary above the city’s evening glow—- drat. another typo made while dozing off. 💧

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ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 RATS .ᐟ@finat1cMay 20

andy if you don't jump the woman, i will. #mirandy

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ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 RATS .ᐟ@finat1cMay 18

i'm not sure if miranda is even listening, andy 😄... #mirandy

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ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 RATS .ᐟ@finat1cMay 18

i'm not sure if miranda is even listening, andy 😄... #mirandy

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ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 RATS .ᐟ@finat1cMay 18

miranda when she sees andy's abs (referring to that one pic of annems abs)

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‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌ℳi͟r͟a͟n͟da ，@DEVlLINSKlRTMay 14

‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌ℳi͟r͟a͟n͟da ，@DEVlLINSKlRTMay 14

𝙄𝙨 ㅤㅤ𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 ㅤㅤ𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 ㅤㅤ𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣 ㅤㅤ𝙢𝙮 ㅤㅤ𝙘𝙤𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙚ㅤㅤㅤ𝙞𝙨𝙣'𝙩 ㅤㅤ𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 ?

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