Almost the last NZ journalist on Twitter. Senior writer with The Press newspaper. These opinions are my own. Retweets are not endorsements.

Christchurch City, New Zealand
Joined December 2010
Forever haunted by this image/moment
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I mean, why would you ever want to leave?
Replying to @secondzeit
You just a cosplaying fantasizing incel bitch...? Thought so.
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People ask why I’m still on this platform and I tell them: it’s the nice interaction
Replying to @secondzeit
Nice rhetoric fuckwit
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Today we're thrilled to be publishing a new B-format edition of This Compulsion in Us by Tina Makereti. This is a beautifully written and deeply important book, which was the well-deserved winner of the 2026 Ockham New Zealand Book Award for General Non-Fiction.
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Oh, I think I will tell a joke about how great it would be if the Middle East were Judenrein, right in the middle of a worldwide campaign to render the ME Judenrein. Kinda like telling a broken glass joke during Kristallnacht. No reasonable person could possibly take offence.
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St Augustine once said "If you understand it, it's not God". It's a bit like that with explaining jokes.
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Philip Matthews retweeted
[CAT PEOPLE] Each shot looks like an album cover for records you don't ever want to play. (1982)
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Dirty politics operative reinvented as comedy critic
Replying to @secondzeit
Your jokes aren't funny
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It would be nice to think that Winston Peters' humiliation by Q Wong is long-delayed karma for comments like these stuff.co.nz/national/politic…
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Philip Matthews retweeted
It appears the Russian Storm-1516 narrative laundering campaign has finally come for the U.S. midterms. Yesterday they placed a false story on X saying James Talarico sexually assaulted one of his students in 2012. This follows the Russian playbook. Let me show you how. 1/5
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There must be a Yiddish word for feigned outrage over someone's joke
Oh... I see... just like the school system... it's easier to get the victim to move schools than expelling the bullies.
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Philip Matthews retweeted
Pacifier My #cartoon today in The Post #Trump #Putin #UkrainianWar #Russia #USA
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Philip Matthews retweeted
We have published an open letter against the removal of Sally Rooney’s books from sale in Britain.  Between them, the signatories to the New Statesman open letter have won every major literary prize, from the Booker to the Pulitzer. They include Nobel laureates: Anne Carson, the most recent winner of the literature award; Annie Ernaux, and JM Coetzee. These are voices from all over the world, including pre-eminent novelists: Julian Barnes, Zadie Smith, Jeanette Winterson, George Saunders, Ben Lerner and many more. Key figures in the wider Rooneyverse are signed up: Paul Mescal and Daisy Edgar-Jones, Alison Oliver, Fionn O’Shea and Lenny Abrahamson. Among the award-winning actors, filmmakers, and screenwriters who have signed include: Tilda Swinton, Susan Sarandon, Jessie Buckley, Jonathan Glazer, Armando Iannucci and Sharon Horgan. In total, over 150 major figures have signed. Sally Rooney is a writer, not a terrorist.
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Philip Matthews retweeted
Can Trump sign a piss* deal with Putin. Our new issue of The Eye on sale now! *tape
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I turn my phone off for two hours to watch a movie (DIGGER: 8/10) and find people think I was seriously suggesting the population of Israel should move to the Pacific
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Is there another debate on? I thought I could sneak out to the movies (DIGGER).
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