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just a collection of problems masquerading about in a trench coat (they/she) 💙💛💖🏳️‍🌈 Part of the @How2LoveTheDark podcast🔪

seattle
Joined October 2008
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It me! And @npcaaron & our friend Torin. To sum up: Aaron loves horror movies… Torin & I not so much. Aaron has us watch a movie a week to see if he can change our minds. Soon to be on Spotify & Apple pods, currently out via link below ⬇️ – at Seattle, WA
Our first episode is out now! Aaron introduces Ana & Torin to a classic Canadian slasher: Black Christmas. Listen in to see how they respond! 🔪🎄 #HowToLoveTheDark #BlackChristmas #HorrorMovies #HorrorFilms podbean.com/ew/pb-dp266-10e5…
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And it wasn’t for me… watch us play Genshin now!
Streaming some Marvel SNAP but I'm teaching my wife @selaphobia how to play. Head on over to twitch.tv/npc_aaron
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Ep 76: #PerfectBlue For the first time ever we cover an animated film! #SatoshiKon's classic thriller about fame and murder, Perfect Blue, is one of Aaron's favorites. #HTLTD #HorrorMovie #HorrorThriller #AnimeHorror #Anime #MoviePodcast podbean.com/ei/pb-vbg4i-14ca…
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Ep 74 - Candyman: Day of the Dead is ready for your ear holes! It’s another direct to video installment of Daniel Robitaille’s unfortunate progeny… 🍯🐝 #HTLTD #HorrorMovie #MoviePodcast #RankedList #MovieRanking #Candyman #Candyman3 podbean.com/ei/pb-6vi9t-14b6…
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Bonus episode!! Aaron’s got a 31 Days of Horror list for you… take a listen and let us know which ones you watch! #HTLTD #HorrorMovies #MoviePodcast #HorrorPodcast #31DaysOfHorror #OctoberHorrorMovies #HalloweenSeason #SpookySeason podbean.com/ei/pb-bsmim-14b3…
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Ep 73 - #Candyman 2: Farewell To The Flesh is out now! Will this sequel live up to the original? Or are we giving the scare-ometer a break this week? #HTLTD #HorrorMovie #MoviePodcast #TonyTodd #DanielRobitaille #SweetsToTheSweet podbean.com/ei/pb-pkrk3-14a4…
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The kids are playing hotel. I am in suite #1 (my bedroom) folding laundry. 7yo has served me pretend sushi… but it seems they’re having too much trouble navigating the hotel lasers to deliver a dessert. Managing a hotel seems much more challenging than I’d ever imagined.
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Ep 66 - Jason X is out now! Ready for a very 2001 space adventure with cyborg Jason? #HTLTD #HorrorMovies #MoviePodcast #JasonVoorhees #UberJason #JasonX #FridayThe13th 🖤🔪 podbean.com/ei/pb-syvnr-1465…
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7yo: I don’t want cheesecake @npcaaron: You chose Cheesecake Factory and you don’t want cheesecake?! 7yo: yeah, I like the mini corndogs here. Also 7yo: *eats exactly one mini dog after removing all the breading from it*
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The giant house spider (named Leonard) that guarded our basement stairs has died, and 10yo is incredibly distraught. This is what happens when your landlord doesn’t let you have pets. 🙃 🕷️ 🪦 We might have to conduct a spider funeral, @npcaaron
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Two new pet spiders have been found & named: Cornelius & Baby Junior. They aren’t keeping to their stations, however, so these might be the names for every small/medium and tiny spider in our home. So… more like classifications than names, I suppose.
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Ep 65 - Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday (but not really) is ready for your ear holes! We’re nearing the end of our Jason journey 🖤🔪 #HTLTD #MoviePodcast #HorrorMovies #FridayThe13th #SlugJason #JasonVoorhees #WhatIWatched podbean.com/ei/pb-tvggy-145c…
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Parenting is having to say, “I’m sorry, bud, but I’d like to not be talked to while I poop.” 🤦🏻💩
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All of my cooking is low effort cooking, so if your “lazy” meal requires even 1 pan, you’ve lost me. My lazy meal is cheese. Sometimes I put it on a plate like a fancy person.
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Ep 64 - Midsommar is out now; come visit the Hårga with us! #Midsommar #AriAster #FlorencePugh #HTLTD #HorrorMovies #FolkHorror #MoviePodcast #WhatIWatched 🌞🇸🇪👸🏼🌼🐻🔥 podbean.com/ei/pb-5cnh8-1454…
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When fairytales call witches or fairies “evil” I wonder if the translation was supposed to be “bad.” Because they always have to force their magic into being. “Evil” fairy in sleeping beauty had to lure the princess to the loom and tell her to touch the spindle.
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Ursula might be evil, but by now if you’ve been on the internet, you’ve probably seen the Nicole Byer bit about her… and yeah. She might’ve been evil about it, but she was also correct, while choosing to be an incorrect octopus. Also, her magic actually worked.
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I think at least some of these evil villains were just bad… at being villains. I know that’s the point bc we’ve Americanized these tales so the hero always wins… but you don’t get to be a witch in a fantasy world if your best spell is poisoned fruit that doesn’t poison properly
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