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pseudoscientist

backwoods
Joined September 2020
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The Obama administration finally comes to an end today. Since 2008 that cabal completely dominated cultural & political narratives. It hamstrung the entirety of Trump's first presidency, culminating in the totalitarian rot of the Biden (final Obama) years. Good riddance.
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i’m sorry did you all know this?
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In the 1970s the avg lifespan of a golden retriever was 17 years. Today it’s 11 years. What changed? Their food.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
There is currently no conclusive evidence to suggest that the life span of Golden Retrievers has changed over time. slate.com/technology/202…
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James Ryan retweeted
If you are evacuating your house, consider opening all the gates/fences so that any fleeing animals have an easier path out too.
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every single day I look at my kitchen and I'm happy
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BREAKING NOW: Congressman tells Fox News' a credible source has revealed the New Jersey drones were launched from our eastern seaboard and are from China and Iran..
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Days like this on twitter feel like a bird got into the classroom
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Leftists debating if they should still cheer for the UnitedHealthcare murderer since they found out he agreed with Tucker Carlson
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I had a two hour video-call with Mangione, the suspected UnitedHealthcare CEO shooter, in May. He genuinely seemed like one of the nicest people I’ve ever met. After the chat he spontaneously bought me subscriptions to services he thought would help me with writing.
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that nigga jay z got 100 problems now
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Yall was calling mfs delusional when they were saying Jay Z is next lmao
NBC News reports that Jay-Z has been accused of raping a 13-year-old girl with Diddy in 2000, according to a civil lawsuit.
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seinfeld episode where george has the same jacket as the guy who shot the ceo and vaguely alludes to being him to pick up women
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BREAKING: Biden White House considering preemptive pardons for those in Trump’s crosshairs, including Adam Schiff, Liz Cheney & Anthony Fauci - Politico
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couldn’t make this up if I tried
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A 3 act play starring Joe Biden, Hunter Biden, and Politico:
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Laziest cashier ever but gets the job done.
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The more life I live, the less linear I'm convinced it is, it's all strange loops and webs and spirals
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Nothing better than when a dog sits a little weird
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