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Professional and a serial winner,💯 Brutal takes on Male & Female Dynamics, Aspiring Professional footballer,📌 Run a Dehydrating Machine🐝

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Joined March 2016
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Girls set standards, and you brothers bother yourselves. Don't bother yourselves. Most of them are single and lonely, and they only serve as sex objects to their own spec. In most cases, they are not even their own spec's spec.
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the older you get, the more you realize that consistency beats intensity.
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Pastor Nathaniel Bassey just called y’all out 🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is savage
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🔰There’s no such thing like “LOVE ME WITHOUT MONEY” I’m not your mother.
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Imagine losing a woman who genuinely loves you just because you refused to buy her a wig 😭 Men you can do better please...
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The most dangerous virus on earth are broke men .
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Don't use protection guys, I want to start selling baby clothes.
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Been busy and tired Chelsea why now 😩
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My papa too try for me, I no fit disappoint this man at all
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“men, be honest. if a woman offered you 2m to have sex with her, would you accept or reject the offer, considering you don’t even have it.
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Kylian Mbappe is the best player and striker in the world.
Kylian Mbappe BRACE goal vs Barcelona | Barcelona vs Real Madrid | Laliga #BarcelonaRealMadrid #ElClásico #BARRMA
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Bukayo Saka out 6–8 weeks is a blow, but it opens the door for Madueke, Eze, Dowman and others. Squad depth is why we’re in this position. Get well soon, Bukayo. #Arsenal”
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It’s good you recognize how good he is. Kindly give him more play time and he will deliver you another EPL and Champions League.
🔴⚪️🇸🇪 Mikel Arteta: “I am happy with Gyökeres, he was really good”. “Not only the assist and the goal, but he was really connected to the team”.
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Manchester City lose again, Spurs lose, Liverpool already beaten. Arsenal top and clear. Beautiful weekend. COYG
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🚨 BREAKING!💣 Igor Thiago SUSPENDED for Brentford vs Arsenal! 🇧🇷❌ The Brazilian striker was sent off for violent conduct vs Brighton after a VAR review initially yellow, upgraded to red for pushing an opponent in the face with force. He’ll miss the next THREE games after the international break:
• Everton (H)
• Man United (A)
• Arsenal (H, Dec 2) Huge boost for Arteta’s side against a tough opponent. Last season’s 22-goal man is out. How big is this for Arsenal’s title push? 👇 #PremierLeague #Arsenal #Brentford #Thiago
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If you don’t have plans for marriage, I can’t date you.
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As a wife wat will you do when your husband friend is asking you out?
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Some of you are calling it a relationship, but you’re actually doing unpaid internship in somebody’s life. 😂 Who else needs to resign from this relationship job? 😂
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I went to an eatery to grab a bite, and this guy kept staring at me as though I was a meal on the menu.
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Try dey view status this period oh, Your boyfriend wedding picture fit appear for person status
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