@seloesque

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Joined March 2021
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the recent attacks might force me to adopt caffeine as a substance to abuse once more.
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ayy twin
Zack Jackson
@ScriptedAlchemyOct 20
- “No tailscale on work computer” > “Ok”
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thinking about my appreciation of uniqlo to start up my meditation session for unlocking my heart chakra
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it’s couple of things to i think change of environment that’s used for signaling that you’re entering “work” mode a sense of belonging, being surrounded by alike struggling people, subsides feeling of dread, something primal about it tiny shitbox apartment
Roy
@usr_bin_roygbivOct 18
I do not understand coworking or working in public or an open office in any capacity, it's purely an excuse to yap. Noone can focus or get anything done that is remotely difficult to think about
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i suck so hard man
SELO
@seloesqueOct 13
oh my god
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this is fucking sick
Tesla
@TeslaOct 16
Real life, baby
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my dna results got updated
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2027 year of the 🐐incoming
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at the cinema rn, shoes off
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is it performative for a man to own a sewing machine?
SELO
@seloesqueOct 13
oh my god
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oh my god
SELO
@seloesqueOct 12
i bought a sewing machine...
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i bought a sewing machine...
SELO
@seloesqueOct 11
i won't buy a sewing machine i won't buy a sewing machine i won't buy a sewing machine
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i won't buy a sewing machine i won't buy a sewing machine i won't buy a sewing machine
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maybe i should buy a shitbox car and reverse engineer the firmware with clankers
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send to uniqlo and forget
signüll
@signulllOct 9
god: “i gave you free will, consciousness, the capacity for love, & a finite existence.” humans: “okay so the top is vintage, the pants are zara, the jewelry is aritizia, & my shoes are margiela.”
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takes like 5 seconds to open btw
Tibo
@thsottiauxOct 9
Today, we are announcing ChatGPT. It is here: chatgpt.com/
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no wonder tibo’s seething on the TL i got 4 resets i haven’t even thought about using since opus 5.5 dropped internal dashboards must be lookin' like a rug pull chart
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inspirational
TVP
@TheveripostOct 6
Stoffel, a honey badger, was so determined to fight the lions next door that he kept escaping. When his keepers gave him a female partner to distract him, he used her to climb out again.
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i will turn zhoro's goycrib into a datacenter
zhoro
@zhoro_xOct 6
me likey
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the october dreamsludge begins
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