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darkship dni 17 mentally ill i block = i win you block = i win

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Joined September 2023
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warningcandice.straw.page my strawpage...like the actual one not the hamster dance one.
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eurypie the poop eater retweeted
please remember nearly everyone on the steal a homestuck mod team is a minor. keep comments to yourself.
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I know im easily ragebaited but come on. u guys are being purposely dense right..?
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eurypie the poop eater retweeted
people keep saying we compared meenvris to postcanon dirkjake when we didnt??? where did we say that?? we just said that we dont want the glorification of that relationship in our server and game so we banned it??? we never even mentioned meenvris??????
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why do u guys care about a ban in a server you aren't in, made by people you dont care about, for a game you dont play, filled with people you dont like
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like u realize this dosent effect you if you aren't in the server...right?
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probably my last post on this but the sah mods did not mention meenvris in comparison, the only other ship mentioned by name was jakejane where are u guys getting the Meenvris comparison from
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like they mentioned that jakejane was banned to. then mentioned every other darkship was banned. I just wanna know WHERE meenvris was mentioned.
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eurypie the poop eater retweeted
but why?
Replying to @TealKittenPaws
...* Ate the little ones * too cute... I’m sure some satyr toddlers carry whole armfuls of nymphs around, hee-hee.
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eurypie the poop eater retweeted
Yes I'm a grown adult (to be debated) and I will proudly harass 13 year olds over my favorite Homestuck ships slash serious
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eurypie the poop eater retweeted
bro you caused the staff team who is full of minors to get harassed over post canon dirkjake 😭
like i dont know what to say other than i genuinely didn't think this would blow up like it did, and that i dont wish any ill will towards the devs. if they dont want hsbc dirkjake in their server, that's fine. i dont care. Shocker but: I was never in the server to begin with lol
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eurypie the poop eater retweeted
ITS JUST RAPE RAPE RAPE WITH YOU PEOPLE
In light of the DirkJake hating; Ult Dirk mind controlling Jake and they have crazy hate sex wherein Dirk dominates the fuck out of Jake and humiliates him. Jake cries as he gets his ass destroyed, Amen.
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how white people look at u when u dont like dirkjake
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"why are proshippers the kindest-"
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blocking so satisfying i block for anything. hate my fav? block. bad take? block. send a bad gimmick? strawpage block. like a character i dont? block
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eurypie the poop eater retweeted
thought that "dirkjake is BANNED" screenshot going around was from some actual discord server like straight up the official hs discord or something and its from some roblox game is it really that serious to you
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omg! dont ever diss proshippers! they got the gang on me!
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i love arguing on twitter
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