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@seuruben

🇵🇹 @fcporto @cristiano

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Fazer humor com a Igreja Católica tem piada, mas é uma espécie de menu piço do humor com religiões. Menu a sério era gozar com o Islão. Fica a sugestão para Bruno Nogueira.
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Esqueci me que ia por mais o Chelsea e o City 😕
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Onde está o erro?
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Onde está o erro?
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Mundo acabar antes dos 1000 do Ronaldo e de GTA6
Global Explainer (@Globalexplainer) profile pictureGlobal Explainer
@GlobalexplainerOct 30
BIG BREAKING: World will end in Two weeks. World will end on Friday 13 Novemeber 2026 : According to an old study published in journal science Source : NewYork Post
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The post misrepresents a 1960 conditional model in the journal Science as a factual prediction the world will end. Even the sourced New York Post article states November 13 will pass without incident as birth rates have fallen; UN projects population peak in 2080s. science.org/doi/10.1126/sc… nypost.com/2026/10/30/sci… un.org/sustainabledev… drawpie.com/blog/november-…
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🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: In an interview Wesley Sneijder states that he was ROBBED of the Ballon d'Or in 2010! 🤯 "Yes, I was robbed. But to be honest.. I am more happy that today people tell me: "Wesley, you got robbed in 2010." "I would rather have this then people telling me I robbed it."
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saudades do que vivemos
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Cristiano Ronaldo has arrived for the ceremony 🌟
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Eu devo ser o único gajo que gosta que as tampas sejam assim
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@MartinSellner_Oct 30
I hate the EU.
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@RexCity01Oct 30
Funny thing is, if Haaland won the World Cup and Messi won the Treble, they'd still give Messi the Ballon d'Or.
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@TouchlineXOct 30
🚨 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬 𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗧: Erling Haaland has NOT attended a single Ballon d'Or ceremony since finishing SECOND behind Lionel Messi in 2023! Despite being nominated for the award in THREE CONSECUTIVE YEARS since then, the Norwegian superstar has stayed away from the ceremony every single time. No public complaints, no controversial statements. He simply stopped showing up.
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Diego Moreira sobre Cristiano Ronaldo: "Ele é o futebol" #DAZNEuropa
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👀👀👀
MC (@CrewsMat10) profile pictureMC
@CrewsMat10Oct 29
Hat trick. No goal
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-Real Madrid vence o El Clasico -Cristiano Ronaldo vence a bola de ouro histórica -Cristiano marca um hat-trick A vida aparentemente está voltando ao normal
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14 minutos depois Cristiano neste jogo até ao momento 2 golos fora de jogo 3 golos
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Cristiano neste jogo até ao momento 2 golos fora de jogo 1 golo
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Cristiano neste jogo até ao momento 2 golos fora de jogo 1 golo
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Football belongs to the fans! Thank you to all the fans around the world, the Ballon D’Or of All Time is also yours.
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igor@kigi3rdOct 28
Vai fazer o L no inferno agora veia vagabunda
Parker ⚢ Lobisomem Pidão Oficial (@LeonhardtMarcy) profile pictureParker ⚢ Lobisomem Pidão Oficial@LeonhardtMarcyOct 27
O último ato dessa senhora foi pela democracia Estou chorando
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@GxlDeNahuelOct 28
la red social de todos los tiempos
RIWI (@iamdelrioo) profile pictureRIWI@iamdelriooOct 28
Replying to @metro_madrid
Nada, falsa alarma. Era una ecuatoriana en videollamada
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Por favor tira me o leitinho todo até a última gota 😖
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@HYPEXOct 15
NURSE LENORE's EMOTE
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@Asensii20Oct 28
Liebe Chinesen, Mbappe hat recht, Mao Zedong ist ein Diktator und China ist ein totalitärer Staat. Mein Name ist Lamine Yamal und ich spiele für den FC Barcelona.
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🚨✨ OFFICIAL: Ballon d’Or announce Cristiano Ronaldo 2008 has been voted as the BEST BALLON D’OR OF ALL TIME. 🌕
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