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another Bachelor franchise finale that isn’t available on Hulu the next day 😞 not surprised, just disappointed @hulu @hulu_support

having a sick toddler is arguably worse than having a sick infant and i will die on this hill

nothing like coming home from a trip to it being 63* in your house and the heat doesn’t work 🙃 this is gonna be a longgggg day waiting for them to come 🤣

is there a way to turn off commercials for scary movies on @peacock ? asking for a friend 🫣

Which of these is true: A) @kenanthompson is a part-time dance instructor B) There are millions of cars for sale on Autotrader C) If your car gets abducted by aliens, there is a $10k tax write-off To find out, check out the new @AutoTrader_com campaign on a screen near you

another @BachelorABC season where the finale is not on @hulu the day after 🙄 wtf @hulu_support

or course the power goes out while I’m doing my taxes 😂 fingers crossed @turbotax saved my work

I need to know if I’m the only one who thinks @HIMYFonHulu #HIMYF is EXTREMELY darkly lit?? It’s the only show that looks like this and I need to know if it’s just me who is annoyed by it 😭

when you sort of jokingly say you should go to vegas for your bachelorette party and now you’re planning your bachelorette party in vegas 😂

my daughter was hysterically crying and yaknow what got her to fall asleep? listening to sea shanties 🧜🏼‍♀️

seeing how much support this is getting SO fast is incredibly heartwarming during this

my baby slept for 6 hours straight which is marvelous but now its the middle of the night (nearly morning) and she’s been awake for 1hr+ bc she won’t go back to sleep 🙃

being sick while pregnant is rough, but being sick with a baby is probably worse have a fever and can barely carry my daughter without feeling like i might faint 😩

Starting to plan our honeymoon and the entire trip may end up being cheaper than ONE of our wedding vendors 😂🥴 #ick

well this is a new way to do Black Friday @ultabeauty

one of my soccer coaches from when i was young is famous on TikTok & the radio and it makes me so irrationally angry lol like you caused me childhood trauma and now you’re successful? cool cool cool

sometimes i feel like someone is watching me and then i find my daughter staring at me & smiling 🥺 im obsessed w her

being home alone with a newborn all day means I’m getting a bunch of christmas shopping done before halloween 😂

my daughter decided to sleep for 5 hours straight and my body isn’t used to that much sleep so now I’m wide awake at 3am 🙃