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LV // UT
Joined April 2009
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type of line you'd hear in a danny mcbride show
dont be comin up in my apothecary takin big sips of my elixirs
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Nike LeBron 24 "Blastoise" 💦 🗓️ November 17th 💰 $200
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17 years ago today Wiz Khalifa released his iconic mixtape “Burn After Rolling”
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The guy I pay to pick up poop in my back yard just found out I don't have pets.
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My Song of The Night, What’s Yours? 👤 Stove God Cooks 💿 Marvin Ye 📀 Stop Calling Me, I’m Cookin 📽️ Joe and Jada Podcast
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It’s officially “put it in reverse terry” season 😂😂
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OKC said yeah we got sum for that Wemby shit 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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I’ve been pronouncing Omaha like this since Friday
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If McCain played for any other team he'd be a lovable scrappy dog. But now he's just Hitlers corgi
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Have you ever thought about the Pokémon definition of a “poacher”? It's basically just a dystopian corporate monopoly. In the lore, you are branded a poacher simply for using nets, traps, or cages instead of a Poké Ball. The entire system is a massive "Big Brother" compliance checkpoint: • The Tech Monopoly: The law basically mandates that you must use patented corporate technology to legally interact with wildlife. • The Global Registry: The real crime isn't the catch itself—it is dodging the database. Poké Balls automatically tag every capture to a centralized Trainer ID grid. Catching a Pokémon with a net keeps it completely untraceable and off the books. • The Safari Loophole: People claim poachers are criminals because they over-hunt, but Ash caught an entire herd of 30 Tauros in a single afternoon. Because he paid a corporate entrance fee and used officially licensed Safari Balls, it was perfectly legal. The Pokémon League just wants absolute regulatory control over a heavily monetized digital capture grid.
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When my son was 10, he recognized that I was an older father and he was not happy about that, and I never considered that. I walked into his bedroom one night, I could tell he'd been crying, puffy eyes, tears stained cheek. And I go, what's going on, buddy? Because I don't know his name. I’m never home. My son said, I've just been thinking, I'm 10 now and you're 63. When I'm 20. You're gonna be 73. When I'm 30. You'll be 83. You won’t be around for a lot of my life. I said. Buddy buddy, buddy. What's his fucking name. I said I’ll be around for a long time. Don't you worry about that. I'll be around when you graduate. I'll be around when you get married, when you have kids, I’ll be around for all that stuff. You just gotta make it happen in the next four years. Otherwise, yeah, you're probably right. I won't be around. He said, no, I'm serious. Dad. Dad? he doesn't know my name either.
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At least a couple of times a season, I find myself wondering how it could be possible that a center as old as Andre Drummond is still in the league, only to look it up and see that he is 32 years old, a fact that seems to stand in defiance of all I understand about linear time.
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draymond green versus dillon brooks with a chance to go to the playoffs on the line the nba should allow them 9 fouls each this shit is gonna be a sledgehammer fight
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We heard you’re gonna die alone So we made the backseat of your car into a casket! Complete with a graffiti obituary on the roof! Under the steering wheel you’ll notic-
I’m probably, more than likely, going to die alone. And I’m ok with that.
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Got my horse to water. Now for the easy part
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The NBA’s expansion draft would be one of the craziest nights in history on this app
The NBA’s current expansion draft rules: - Expansion teams will get to “steal” unprotected players from teams - Teams can protect 8 of their players - Teams can’t protect players on expiring contracts or restricted free agents - Only one player taken per team - Contracts transfer as they are - Expansion teams get good NBA Draft chances at No. 1 pick
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GUY WATCHING HIS SECOND EVER BAM ADEBAYO GAME TONIGHT: Hey man, what the fuck?
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Well, that sucks. I took Bam Adebayo over 83.5 points tonight.
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“Okay I drew two Dalmatians. Are we set?” “Brother, not even close.”
behind the scenes of '101 dalmatians', 1961
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Everyday it’s a struggle to figure out what channel/streaming service these games on.
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