nyc
Joined July 2011
ended up changing but we can pretend
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gonna do this when I clean out my closet
Depop seller sprayed the most beautiful perfume on the top I bought and won’t tell me what scent it is…….. Everything hurts
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If you walk slow af and take up the whole sidewalk im gonna vape on the back of your head
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exit interviewer: so why did you quit exactly? me: this job was making me less beautiful
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shout out to jasmine!! i love her rice
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Sorry for the things I said when there was clutter everywhere
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journal publishing me refers to me as Doctor in every email despite me never claiming to be one .. benefits of ethnic not clearly gendered name
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Has anyone mentioned that it's autumn in New York
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please be nice to me. learn more at pleasedontkillme.org
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girl who put screen time limits on her phone and has to stay stimulated
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sorry philippines
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Hussein
Why do people say Jesus H Christ. What does it stand for. What is his middle name
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I have this fucked up gross sexual fantasy of eating soup with someone that tolerates me
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buccal fat removal fears me
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arabic calligraphy by Goethe
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below 60 degrees in new york everybody lock in
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2014 version of addict is much less fun but still very hot
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The first rule of cybersecurity is to have fun and be yourself
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phrases to make you more elegant and feminine
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alternative milk (beer)
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Fake ass hater I saw you marveling at existence
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