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if you see a stupid checkmark next to my name PLEASE understand that I’m only paying to keep my bookmark-folders-obsessed OCD happy (@shelldashing on IG)

los angeles
Joined November 2008
Photo by em dash, pharm.d., et al, etc πŸ«€πŸ”₯🧠 (@shelldash)Photo by em dash, pharm.d., et al, etc πŸ«€πŸ”₯🧠 (@shelldash)Photo by em dash, pharm.d., et al, etc πŸ«€πŸ”₯🧠 (@shelldash)Photo by em dash, pharm.d., et al, etc πŸ«€πŸ”₯🧠 (@shelldash)Photo by em dash, pharm.d., et al, etc πŸ«€πŸ”₯🧠 (@shelldash)Photo by em dash, pharm.d., et al, etc πŸ«€πŸ”₯🧠 (@shelldash)Photo by em dash, pharm.d., et al, etc πŸ«€πŸ”₯🧠 (@shelldash)Photo by em dash, pharm.d., et al, etc πŸ«€πŸ”₯🧠 (@shelldash)Photo by em dash, pharm.d., et al, etc πŸ«€πŸ”₯🧠 (@shelldash)Photo by em dash, pharm.d., et al, etc πŸ«€πŸ”₯🧠 (@shelldash)
I'm extremely grateful that spiders don't scream back.
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em dash, pharm.d., et al, etc πŸ«€πŸ”₯🧠 retweeted
I was in a taxi today and the driver said, "I love my job. I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do." Then I said: "Turn left here."
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whoops I meant violently violet πŸ˜› – at Altadena, CA
not *my* fault these violet delights have such violetly violent ends πŸ˜‡πŸ˜ˆπŸ”₯
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β€œcome collaborate with us, it’ll be fun and we swear on our lives we’ll never tell you anyone were involved,” they giggled just before injecting the cocaine – at Altadena, CA
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just imagine how spectacularly exhausting being this queen’s alter-ego must have been for the poor soul who was assigned that sorry task – at Altadena, CA
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no honey that’s a triple – at Altadena, CA
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not *my* fault these violet delights have such violetly violent ends πŸ˜‡πŸ˜ˆπŸ”₯
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maybe it’s time for a wonder woman who masturbates while she flies – at Altadena, CA
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imagine literally being β€œamerican horror story” – at Altadena, CA
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big mistake, sweetie
β€œI daydream chiefly about beauty. I dreamed of myself becoming so beautiful that people would turn to look at me when I passed.” πŸ“Έ: #MiltonHGreene #MarilynMonroe #Icon #Quote #Daydream #Beautiful
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em dash, pharm.d., et al, etc πŸ«€πŸ”₯🧠 retweeted
I don’t care what I get for Christmas as long as it’s wrapped in this 🀣🀣 get it here β€”> etsy.me/38RYzyF xitter.gq/hitchend/status/146044…
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I hope people who had to deal with me in public over the last couple of years understand how hard it was for me to stand still while most of them were talking to me – at Altadena, CA
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hate when I get so high my amygdala starts trying to rewrite the barbie movie – at Altadena, CA
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just whispered, β€œoh, what a dangerous creature you are” to myself, how many nails should I swallow – at Altadena, CA
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cause of death: his odyssey was just too big for me… – at Altadena, CA
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to wit: this song by someone whose house my husband lived in when he moved here from the upper westside in manhattan to go to film school just came on the radio while we were in the middle of yet another heated argument and now he’s crying – at Altadena, CA
and I promise: most of you have no fucking idea how deep this crazy trick it’s capable of playing can go…
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@raulcampos thank you guys at the station for all your hard work and dedication once again! πŸ€— – at Altadena, CA
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ps umm WOW πŸŒ­πŸ’¦πŸ«  – at Burbank, CA
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