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The year is 1999. You’re 16 years old sitting shotgun in your best friend’s 1991 Nissan Sentra. It has an Alpine deck and two 12’s in the back he bought from a guy named Mike (surely stolen). Feel Me Flow by Naughty by Nature blasts. He drops you off at your girlfriend’s house where you’ll touch boobs under the bra for the first time while watching Tremors. The second one that doesn’t even have Kevin Bacon. Her dad comes home just as she reaches under your JNCO’s. It’s painful but it’s also the greatest night of your life. Your friend picks you up and you go smoke a bowl in your school’s dugout. You talk about how you’ll either be a Navy Seal or on Saturday Night Live. You get a page from your mom and go home, check AIM and pass out. Life is good.
the gif tells everyone that you're out of touch with the userbase. you're lighting credibility on fire.
Bluesky is right there for you to use. You and all of your prestige people can hang out there. I bet you'll love it.
the 2026 brewers are some of the fugliest fellas in baseball
great team. but good lord that's an odd bunch
that's like saying the NBA should only start its season after Dodgeball finishes up on ESPN 8 "The Ocho"
my daughter asked me why there are so many political ads on TV that say bad things about other people. told her its because people who vote will believe those ads. she then asked "are those people kind of d-u-m-b?" (she spelled it)
my reply: yes
you sir, are judged by a 7yo
the only thing northerners have going for them is summer for three months and sports. they're more rabid. it's OK.
