Pilot

If you are looking to stay in contact, I have my socials including my Twitch on my Linktree.🌴 Stay connected.🐶🐾 linktr.ee/pilotshep (Animation/model by @/QuaggyCharr)

LAST STREAM IN COLORADO 🌄🤍 ... 'tis bittersweet. ❖ I'll be moving to Las Vegas, NV at the beginning of August! ❖ Streaming to resume once I get settled in. 🔴LIVE on Twitch playing Apex Legends. Come chill and vibe. <3 ✘ ✘ ✘ ✘ ✘ ✘ twitch.tv/pilotshep

*chomps at balloons* It's my barkday!! Thank you all for the OVERWHELMING amount of birthday wishes on Telegram! I'm slowly getting back to each and every one of you. Spent it in Seattle with friends. What an incredible weekend. ❤️❤️❤️ I'm so grateful.

Rest in peace, grandma. I'll miss you.

Acid-spitting dragons have the greatest risk of developing esophageal cancer out of any mythical beast. "What are you in for today?" "Acid reflux" "Please have a seat out in the waiting room with the others. Here's some Tums. The gastroenterologist will see you shortly."

Help I accidentally installed AOL on my CDJs using an old trial CD and now every time I boot the device it plays a 5 min dialup sound and tells me I've "got mail."

The best OP of this season bar NONE youtu.be/WQ2NsVzqOow?si=0lFf… Absolute banger. 🔥

Oh shit BALLOONS THEY'RE EVERYWHERE 😵‍💫

I've been told that I have "gay radio voice." Thanks, @QuaggyCharr

"I'm a switch! ;)" No. If you bottom 90% of the time "unless you have to" top, that's called a social obligation I'm gonna start bringing a Bey Stadium to cons and challenge any "switch" to a Sudden Death Beyblade Showdown if people want a top so badly. Loser tops. 😈 ⚙️💨 💯

Omw to the convention center in suit! Come say hi :3

FC bound! Driving from Seattle with @thefurryitwolf to San Jose :3