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Joined January 2024
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making moves in loudness
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quitting my job and uni to go pro its time
good morning cursed apple
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mother still thinks she's getting grandkids as if her son isnt a kelvin mo player
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they're calling it the least ethical clipdump in the history of clipdumps
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2nd mango milkshake of the day. Just a glimpse into how yummy my life has become
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every day i look at my winston plush shirt and giggle
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idk how to flirt bruh i done told this girl her outfit is compy
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sean kingston i understand it now
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tell me who solo shizer kelvin pls 😂😂
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cruisin around in the red whip with the top off
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shizcrank retweeted
i love her
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Lodz 2027 @brum5k
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FFXIV has 0 character variety, it's so boring seeing the same characters every MSQ patch. It needs idk... a gorilla? He could be super smart and from the moon, with a short range toggle Tesla cannon, and a dome shield to counter aoe slop.
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Zenless Zone Zero designs have gotten so stale recently, the same asymmetrical gooner women over and over. It needs idk... a gorilla? He could be super smart and from the moon, with a short range toggle Tesla cannon, and a dome shield to counter control skill
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Blazblue has 0 character variety, its so boring fighting the rushdowns and setplays every game. It needs idk... a gorilla? He could be super smart and from the moon, with a short range toggle Tesla cannon, and a dome shield to counter aoe slop.
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shizcrank retweeted
FFXIV has 0 raid boss variety, its so boring fighting the same big bad Ascian or Primal every tier. It needs idk... a gorilla? He could be super smart and from Bestaway Burrows, with a short range toggle Tesla cannon, and a dome shield to counter aoe slop.
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shizcrank retweeted
The VGC meta right now is OK but some of the top mons' designs are starting to feel a little dated. Think of Rillaboom for example, he's just some gorilla that's strong, belongs in Gen 1. Spice him up with traits like being smart, using a bubble shield, and having a tesla cannon
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shizcrank retweeted
Counterstrike has 0 character variety, its so boring fighting the same terrorist and counter terrorists every game. It needs idk... a gorilla? He could be super smart and from the moon, with a short range toggle Tesla cannon, and a dome shield to counter aoe slop.
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shizcrank retweeted
I feel like Danny would be so much less frustrating to fight if his jetpack was more like a leap He could jump into the air then do a big aoe where he lands, and maybe his ult would have him getting really angry…and he could be a gorilla from the moon…that would be amazing…
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