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Deploying Countermeasures___________ | sound maker, shape arranger | Prev: Minneapolis | Currently: PDX | {he/they} https://xitter.gq/t.co/SXM244HPtE

 Portland, OR
Joined June 2009
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Fuck not Patrick!!
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One nice thing about hitting a maximum of 5 miles per hour on the way home in Portland is that you can more safely snap shots like this
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Kevin Lin (@quasicoh) profile pictureKevin Lin
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The worst LLMism is “and that’s on me” — Oh is it?? Is it really?? Are you going to bear the consequences of your mistake??? I don’t think so.
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The PAWS (Portland Area Whimsy Service) has issued a rainbow watch. Conditions are favorable for a potential rainbow. If a rainbow is sighted, this will be upgraded to a warning.
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sorry, there's a difference between agitating for a still existing studio to be allowed to pitch sequels to a recently ended game, and petitioning a private equity asset who dissolved what was left of a studio to do something with an IP that hasn't released a title in 10 years
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Activate the "Cardif Casket"
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Sridhar Ramesh (@RadishHarmers) profile pictureSridhar Ramesh@RadishHarmersOct 8
OpenAI has proven P = NP, but they refuse to release it as part of their math dump (observe the skipped numbers in their results). The tractable provably efficient algorithm for formal proof search would be devastating to their current marketing campaign as proof search provider.
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I’m fine. It’s just… I’m fine
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I'm having the scott pilgrim "bread makes you fat???" moment but with peanut butter
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I just saw a Starbucks ad using Parquet Courts’ Wide Awake, which feels like the kind of thing they’d write a song about
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To combat The Depression I’ve made a rule for myself: go to the roof
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people who say "the reality is, is that" and "as well, too" deserve a stern talking to
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If I tried to take over another player's entire portfolio in monopoly by making them borrow 5,000 from the bank on my behalf, then expecting their properties to pay it back with interest, you'd punch me in the face
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shields@shields__upAug 20
With a heavy heart, the industry shares an update on Video Games: • Active Development on Video Games will cease in Q4 2026 • Servers will remain online until early 2027 • All money spent by players will be funneled to private investment partners
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Glunk is an open-source Spenik. SpenikPro for Teams costs $8500 per seat yearly, with only 48 quarterly workflow export connect vouchers. Glunk is free, unlimited, and runs locally with Smoogtin integration. SpenTech's parent company, Procedurant, is shaking in their boots
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Love how every time I, against my better judgement, watch a 10 second video on this app it’s instantly followed by a vertical uncannily crossfaded and motion stabilized edit of the B story from a 10 to 20 year old prestige drama w every single word spoken flashing on screen
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I don’t call that defying common sense, I call that snakes knowing it’s best to wrap your cables over under
にょろにょろぴょんぴょん (@ular_katakkatak) profile pictureにょろにょろぴょんぴょん@ular_katakkatakOct 20
高速で転がって逃げるヘビの驚きの逃避行動について、共同筆頭著者として参加した論文が出ました！常識ではありえない動きをしていて、めっちゃ面白いので、ぜひ動画だけでも見てください！ authors.elsevier.com/c/1nzOJ…
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Did you know? Vandals Blink
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