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Steve Rogers

@shitcapsays

Shit Captain America says. Recorded and tweeted by your favorite Avenger, yours truly, Tony Stark.

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Joined June 2012
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(212) No, we can't eat downtown, Clint's been banned from all the restaurants and food trucks there.
"But it doesn't actually hover, why is it called a hoverboard?"
(212) Netflix and Chill means something different than what I thought it meant
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"He said I use the American flag emoji too much."
(212) Sam keeps making jokes about being my wingman
"Do you think my costume has enough belt pouches? I think it could use more belt pouches."
(212) I think Hydra infiltrated my barbershop quartet
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Breaking News: Joe & Anthony Russo to direct 2-part #Marvel's #Avengers #InfinityWar event! bit.ly/1CuyR7L
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"I'm only on season 3 of Desperate Housewives! Don't spoiler me."
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"I think it'd look better with more stars on it."
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"Tony, my rear is trending again."
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"What's an RSS feed?"
"What's the purpose of Blu-ray?"
(212) What's a meme? Are people misspelling mime?
"We're not calling Doctor Doom Doctor DooDoo. At least, not publicly."
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"Happy New Year, everyone! Here's to less alien invasions and evil AI robots in 2015."
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First Look: Marvel Comics PHIL NOTO Variants newsarama.com/23110-marvel-c…
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"How can you throw shade?"
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