lesbian anakin skywalker🍫🥛 (@shmisvader) header
lesbian anakin skywalker🍫🥛 (@shmisvader) profile picture

jeff winger’s dumb gay dad | 27 | lesbian

Joined September 2014
Photo by lesbian anakin skywalker🍫🥛 (@shmisvader)Photo by lesbian anakin skywalker🍫🥛 (@shmisvader)Photo by lesbian anakin skywalker🍫🥛 (@shmisvader)Photo by lesbian anakin skywalker🍫🥛 (@shmisvader)Photo by lesbian anakin skywalker🍫🥛 (@shmisvader)Photo by lesbian anakin skywalker🍫🥛 (@shmisvader)Photo by lesbian anakin skywalker🍫🥛 (@shmisvader)Photo by lesbian anakin skywalker🍫🥛 (@shmisvader)Photo by lesbian anakin skywalker🍫🥛 (@shmisvader)Photo by lesbian anakin skywalker🍫🥛 (@shmisvader)
just met lex luthor at a comic book store! (bald employee was irritated af by my presence while i bought a superman book)
1
1
47
i didnt do anything i swear😭
6
everyone recommending different fanfic sites
1
2
51
it’s literally on squidgeworld
2
41
lesbian anakin skywalker🍫🥛 retweeted
we're here to support you during this difficult time
50
13,441
129
93,412
885,129
lesbian anakin skywalker🍫🥛 retweeted
tom holland in juicy couture blooper!!!!!!
5,235
470
51,742
523,643
lesbian anakin skywalker🍫🥛 retweeted
#batober day 4: cozy
4
1,071
14
6,963
35,980
lesbian anakin skywalker🍫🥛 retweeted
[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell] Beenba Rito
83
5,067
69
51,019
1,047,568
u know what i think the universe keeps putting irritating cishet men in my life not to piss me off, but to give me the opportunity to be mean to them #glasshalffull
1
105
i’m starting a collection
1
34
patronizing, dismissive, gaslighting… he was completely suspicious about her. he felt uneasy. he caught her lie about the dog. her father looked sad and scared, kitchen was a mess, rotting pig on the porch. he was simply trying to leave without upsetting her too much.
Op says in the comments that he’s supposed to act like he’s in danger but his character literally does not know Pearl is a risk and is SUPPOSED to be patronizing her in this moment
1
4
311
THE WHOLE SCENE LEADING UP TO THIS WAS FOCUSED ON HIM AND HIS REACTIONS TO EVERYTHING HE SAW. COME ON. WDYM?????
1
2
53
just because he didn’t expect her to stab him with a pitchfork doesn’t mean he didn’t know something was wrong with her😭 he was rightfully freaked out. jesus christ
3
40
dear god please help me NOT to comment on the braindead take of pearl i just saw. i need twitter to stop giving me dumb tweets about movies. i can’t handle it anymore. pearl is one of my all time favorites it has gone Too Far now.
53
lesbian anakin skywalker🍫🥛 retweeted
super interesting how y’all never want to talk about the 12 year girls who have to grow up reading about how all women are evil whores who deserve to be assaulted and shouldn’t be allowed to vote
Replying to @lorazepampapi
Each time a 12 yr old boy reads "all men" he gets confused, feels guilty and ultimately finds solace in andrew tate
1
3,825
17
30,338
194,716
actually this is kinda what they did for The Bad Seed (1956) by adding a curtain call after the final scene lol
I think every horror movie should end with the director popping up on camera saying "just kidding guys it's all fake! It's a movie! Haha" and all the actors playing dead characters stand up and they all hug and kiss and tell each other how meaningful their friendship has been :)
67
a woman who has lost her bodily autonomy and is not in control of herself due to the selfish actions of the man who is portrayed as and dies as the villain responsible for everything that happened by the way. u guys are so fucking weird
A woman commits the violence in this scene in a misogynistic caricature of an unhinged and jealous girlfriend, within a film seriously frontloading male anxieties about women first and foremost
1
1
128
nobody is allowed to depict anything in anything anymore because u idiots on twitter don’t have the attention span for anything more than “i saw this thing and didn’t feel like recognizing the reasons/context behind it and i’m going to be mad about it”
31
i don’t understand those posts about the dcu that are like “how are these movies in the same universe” why do they have to be similar in tone? not everything in the world is so dark and serious not everything in the world is so bright or silly. have some variety. that’s life baby
1
59