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the Don Quixote of the ICU

@shortcuts2hell

Looking for a sign from God, or a knod from Hell.

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Joined January 2010
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Arwen@heavenleybody15h
Is this anything
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen an IG sketch this dense with jokes
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Casual Thursday@CasualThursdayOct 28
“You already made that joke” Yeah no shit you think Tom Petty played Free Falling just once?
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Elizabeth!@InstantSunriseOct 20
trans girls we have got to get better at picking out names because what do you mean i went to t-girl baseball and they had who on first, what on second, and I don’t know on third.
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sofi ★@rablotsOct 14
cuando la peor persona que conoces tiene un buen punto
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liz@normalfunnygirlOct 4
Yes, the stripper 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 love you — she just has a lot on her plate right now, which may be why she hasn’t responded to your text messages. 𝗦𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝘀 𝗛𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗸 Strippers work long hours most nights, leaving them emotionally drained. She wants you, 𝘣𝘶𝘵
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realyuriyearners@realyuriyearnsSep 22
still think abortion is cool? why not ask your... aborted gf: i'm sorry you never got to cheat on me. aborted homunculus: i would've wanted to be an outlet for your violent emotions. aborted drake: you could've used to call me on my cellphone.
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jill@littlefuckySep 20
Cameron winter This is Lorelei and MJ Fuckerman should hang out and have crazy fucking sex with each other like jizz everywheree with their guitars in the room
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old tom@culture_coffinSep 18
the kind of feel-good story you don’t see too often these days
alex jungle (@JungleAlex13227) profile picturealex jungle@JungleAlex13227Sep 18
THE TATES WERE THROWN INTO HELL‼️ Their lawyer says Andrew and Tristan were moved into a roach infested cell with no AC and no hot water. How do you feel about this?
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isobel ♱@internatfaithSep 16
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not enemies@xhartfeltxSep 15
in 2016 i had more respect for macklemore than radiohead
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imagine if someone in 2016 told me that in 10 years I’d have more respect for Macklemore than Radiohead. the kind of prediction that medieval kings used to kill their seers for making.
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Rich Castillo@rcastillo_musicSep 15
Serj dont have internet
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@SOTSPodcastSep 14
Falling In Reverse have released new single Joseph featuring Corey Taylor (Slipknot) and Serj Tankian (System of a Down).
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Caroline@carolinekwanSep 14
Kanye West did a song titled Heil Hitler and is currently doing a concert tour, which has included multiple dates at Raymond James stadium in Tampa that has banned Macklemore for saying end the genocide & free Palestine fucking absurd
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@PopBaseSep 14
Promoters have pulled Macklemore from Ed Sheeran’s tour after he called for a “Free Palestine” on stage: “We have been notified by venues on the upcoming U.S. tour dates that they will not allow a concert to take place with Macklemore on the lineup” (rollingstone.com/music/music…)
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god’s favorite dipshit@JessInAbsentiaSep 8
the best etid record is whichever one i’m currently listening to
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bam ❦@nihilittSep 6
every time I die will forever be that band
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chabbie@chaboyyyySep 6
POV: we heard you say you like metalcore guitar
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fallfiftyfeet@fallfiftyfeetSep 3
Thanks for listening to the new shiiii
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the Don Quixote of the ICU@shortcuts2hell30 Aug 2025
If I was The Fall of Troy and read this I'd kill myself
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fallfiftyfeet@fallfiftyfeetAug 25
fallfiftyfeet - Gravedancing (2026)
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fallfiftyfeet@fallfiftyfeetAug 23
Our 6 week tour comes to a final conclusion tonight in Indianapolis. Thanks for making it an awesome fucking ride, yall. As a truly DIY band that books all our shows, has no management, no label support, we appreciate all who come to see us and grab merch. Cya next tour✌️
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