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konstantin

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Joined December 2019
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goas@gymboigoassmass12 Jan 2023
Welche Elemente von "Clash of Clans" stellen Kriegsverbrechen dar - ein Thread
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@liljay11k1 Jan 2023
Replying to @iUsedToBeADuck
@iUsedToBeADuck
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yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]
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@Cobratate27 Dec 2022
Hello @GretaThunberg I have 33 cars. My Bugatti has a w16 8.0L quad turbo. My TWO Ferrari 812 competizione have 6.5L v12s. This is just the start. Please provide your email address so I can send a complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions.
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Replying to @cornski
@cornski
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It looks like @elonmusk has killed the account that was tracking the location of his jet (using publicly available information) @ElonJet
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@NorwayMFA13 Dec 2022
Dear @TwitterSupport, as much as we enjoy our excellent bilateral relations and close alphabetical vicinity with Nigeria, we would much appreciate if you could label us as Norway😉 P.S. That also goes for Prime Minister @jonasgahrstore and Foreign Minister @AHuitfeldt 🇳🇴
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Replying to @jreichelt
Und ich bezeichne dich als Hurensohn, und das für 0€.
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Replying to @elonmusk
Fixed
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Walcandy@Walcandy130 Nov 2022
Replying to @elonmusk
@elonmusk
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Lmao
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Replying to @elonmusk
The Tesla shareholders are convinced it's Hell.
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Since no one's moderating twitter. I'm currently making meth
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DojaCat is my celebrity crush because she is fucking hilarious
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Doja Cat did not change her name and profile photo on Twitter to "Elon Musk." She changed it to "fart" and a photo of her scowling. This screenshot has been altered and is satirical. dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/arti…
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the tiktok ladybug fiasco
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In #NeugrabenFischbek wurde angeblich auf einem Spielplatz gekifft, wir konnten jedoch keine Personen antreffen. #polizei110 #12hpez
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@StokeyyG28 Sep 2022
‘How I tricked the nation into thinking the Queen was…’
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Die #AfD hat eben eine Veranstaltung auf #TikTok live gestreamt und „dummerweise“ die Mikros angelassen. Wir hören, dass @h_weyel hofft, dass die Situation im Winter sehr dramatisch wird. Die AfD zeigt wieder ihr unpatriotisches Gesicht. Eigentlich hassen Afd‘ler Deutschland.
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