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CyclopsUpdates 🇫🇷🇧🇷 retweeted
yall are genuinely just fucking weird and homophobic lol
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CyclopsUpdates 🇫🇷🇧🇷 retweeted
everyone go vote now
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CyclopsUpdates 🇫🇷🇧🇷 retweeted
There will be mandatory viewings of The Force Awakens and The Last Jedi in all public schools
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CyclopsUpdates 🇫🇷🇧🇷 retweeted
jean grey talking to all her daughters and eleven walks in:
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CyclopsUpdates 🇫🇷🇧🇷 retweeted
the way nicki minaj gets involved in republican politics and they immediately start tanking skdjsjsksk
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CyclopsUpdates 🇫🇷🇧🇷 retweeted
This is not a meme anymore. It never was. We successfully saved Anakin, and possibly Star Wars itself. This is a monumental zeitgeist victory the likes we’ve not yet seen. Your posting matters. Our posting matters. Never stop. Protect our hero’s. Protect our myths. We will WIN!
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CyclopsUpdates 🇫🇷🇧🇷 retweeted
Sure, Jan.
10 Powerful Mutants Stronger Than Jean Grey At Her Peak The X-Men's Jean Grey is once again gaining a new profile, and as one of the most powerful mutants, she is not alone in her incredible powerset. Read More: bit.ly/4A8BPnE
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CyclopsUpdates 🇫🇷🇧🇷 retweeted
it's actually beautiful how much the anakin chudposting is just kylo ren
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CyclopsUpdates 🇫🇷🇧🇷 retweeted
oh no me and the rest of gen z are going to lose the savings we dont have and the houses they wont sell us and our investments which we dont make. all the stuff we dont have is going to be repossessed! we have to move back into our parents house that we never moved out of!
don’t people realize ai bubble popping will fuck the whole global economy do we have to teach financial literacy to kids these days
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CyclopsUpdates 🇫🇷🇧🇷 retweeted
You never see right wingers reposting wholesome alternative Star Wars universe art made by actual humans. It’s always authoritarian power fantasy AI slop. This is because right wingers are dead inside and creatively bankrupt.
Portrait of the Skywalker family. A private commission for Star Wars Day (but I couldn't make it on time *cry*) #starwars #fanart
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CyclopsUpdates 🇫🇷🇧🇷 retweeted
>grew up poor >abandoned by parents >fought daily to survive >lost every mentor >discovered her blood relation to space hitler never gave in to darkness. instead, literally became the light needed to destroy the darkness.
>grew up poor >liberal gf >rotting political system expects him to defend it And you wonder why Anakin Skywalker is so popular among Zoomers
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CyclopsUpdates 🇫🇷🇧🇷 retweeted
This is really funny because the sequels had a meta layer (intentionally or not) of being a commentary about the fandom as a whole and people are JUST now starting to see that and resonate with it.
Disillusioned pampered young men rejecting the their good potential to become annoying self righteous Vader-worshipping pawns for a puppet master playing on their insecurities? That could never happen.
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This Anakin shit is a direct consequence of allowing this stupid prequel revisionism to go on for so long
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#they gonna tell you that the sequels didn't include any strong political messages, meanwhile the sequels:
Disillusioned pampered young men rejecting the their good potential to become annoying self righteous Vader-worshipping pawns for a puppet master playing on their insecurities? That could never happen.
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Its kinda funny actually how those movies are one of the main driving force between the creation of incels en masse like they spawned out of thin air bc of these movies and you really just have to marvel at this self-fulfilling prophecy
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Everyone who thinks theyre anakin skywalker are genuinely just kylo ren and its so funny to see but also so depressing lol we should have nuked the internet in 2015
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CyclopsUpdates 🇫🇷🇧🇷 retweeted
ANAKIN SKYWALKER
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CyclopsUpdates 🇫🇷🇧🇷 retweeted
murdering children and murdering your wife is bad actually
Everyone's finally realizing that the Jedi were evil in 2026 but I figured it out in 2005 when I watched ROTS and walked out thinking Anakin was right Anakin 'turned evil' because he: -loved his mom -loved his wife -was stronger than the whole Council -noticed the system was corrupt and broken The Jedi knew he was the Chosen One and still wouldn't make him a Master, because he was better than them The Jedi: 'We can't punish the Sand People, Anakin. With midichlorian counts that low, they didn't know what they were doing.' 
Anakin: 'Then I'll take care of it myself.' And the Empire? It ended the war, kept order, and ran on merit instead of a Council that took 1,000 years to do nothing He did nothing wrong He just did what the Council was too weak to do Order 66 wasn't a betrayal. It was a performance review Long live the Empire
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CyclopsUpdates 🇫🇷🇧🇷 retweeted
>Grew up poor >Family killed by soldiers >Suffered from a dicatorship >Learns his father is second in command >Lost every mentor figure he had >Saw his own father sacrifice himself And yet he never became evil or lost himself. In fact, he saved his father from darkness.
>grew up poor >liberal gf >rotting political system expects him to defend it And you wonder why Anakin Skywalker is so popular among Zoomers
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