Aaron Jacob Jones retweeted
I'm not trying to insult anybody here but...
Local businesses are still the absolute slowest to adapt to things that'll actually help them grow quickly.
In one specific case it is costing them 10s of thousands of dollars every month.
If you are ignoring the free traffic + sales you could be getting from ChatGPT and Google right now, you will be playing painful catch up in 2026 and 2027.
Here is how to fix that without hiring expensive outside help.
And if you want the private ChatGPT and Perplexity cheat codes we have been testing, just Follow + RT + Comment “2025 Local Guide.”
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Alright, let’s start at the top.
Google and AI engines both rank based on authority and entity trust.
They use different methods but the core signals overlap.
For local businesses that means:
PR and backlinks from locally trusted sites
Brand mentions that reinforce your entity
NAP and schema consistency across the entire web
Structured, crawlable, and up-to-date business information
Skip authority and you won't exist even for ZIP level searches.
A few proven local authority plays:
Partner with complementary local businesses for link swaps (there's room for creativity here; DM me/reply with your local biz if you need some tips)
Pitch seasonal tips or cost data to neighborhood blogs and news outlets
Submit to high trust local directories
Sponsor school or charity events to earn recap backlinks
Get featured in “Best of [City]” and local guides
These placements are especially important now because a fairly large analysis from Yext in 2025 showed that a lot of AI citations come from brand controlled or brand adjacent sources.
This means local publications, directories, and branded pages matter more than ever.
Want a shortcut?
SEO Stuff’s Gold Plan places links only on sites already surfacing in AI search results and that have proven authority.
Check out the case studies I posted this week if you're interested.
That said, authority alone is not enough.
Your Google Business Profile is now one of the strongest signals for AI and Google combined.
As of late 2025, ChatGPT and Gemini both pull GBP fields into their AI Overviews.
This is backed by research from BrightLocal which shows GBP URLs and business sites appear heavily in ChatGPT local answers.
GBP optimization checklist:
Complete every field
Upload at least 100 geo tagged photos
Post weekly updates
Add Q and A entries
Reply to every review with service and location terms
Maintain NAP consistency across directories
GBP is now a required foundation for visibility in Maps, AI Overviews, and local ChatGPT recommendations.
Next, build high quality service and location pages.
AI Overviews often surface location pages above the map pack.
To earn those placements you need structured, local, query aligned content.
Every ZIP and neighborhood page should include:
Embedded Google Map
Local job photos and staff images
Videos
FAQ block with exact match city questions
Internal links to main service and contact pages
FAQ schema on all pages
Fast mobile first layout
Think of each page as an AI friendly Answer Hub.
Now on to reviews.
Gemini and Perplexity now pull review text into local summaries.
Yext research also confirmed reviews are one of the most common brand controlled citation sources in AI answers.
Your move:
Request reviews through SMS and email as soon as service is completed
Show top reviews on your site and GBP
Reply using keywords and location
Target 150 or more reviews per location
More reviews create more machine readable mentions, which increases AI citation likelihood.
Next, we need to talk technical SEO.
Google and AI systems both rely on clean, structured, fast, and crawlable sites. Slow or broken sites lose both human users and AI engines.
Local technical checklist:
Core Web Vitals within thresholds
Lazy load images and convert to WebP or AVIF
Submit XML sitemap to Google and Bing
Remove broken links and fix redirect chains
Implement LocalBusiness, Service, Review, FAQ and Event schema
Allow AI crawlers
A technically sound site improves crawl efficiency for Google and improves confidence scoring for AI systems.
Now let’s talk content.
Google and ChatGPT both prioritize city specific, structured content with clear takeaways.
Create:
Hub pages like “Complete Guide to [Service] in [City]”
Subpages for each ZIP
Seasonal posts
Cost breakdown posts
Local problem posts
“How it works in your city” posts
Always include a TLDR or Key Takeaways section.
Perplexity often surfaces these word for word.
Next, drive branded search.
Branded search is now one of the strongest signals for both Google and AI systems.
Increasing branded search boosts entity trust.
Ways to lift branded search:
Post CTAs like “Search [Business Name] reviews on Google”
Share localized customer stories
Run retargeting with 5 star reviews
Offer city specific promotions
Even a small increase in branded search volume can significantly improve AI visibility.
Finally, track the right metrics.
Traffic means nothing if it does not turn into calls.
What to measure:
Branded search growth
GBP views, calls and directions
AI Overview and ChatGPT citation coverage
Review growth and keyword usage
Conversion rates on service pages
Off site brand mentions
These are the signals that correlate with AI citations and local bookings.
Mind you, most local businesses still:
Ignore GBP
Have under 50 reviews
Have trash technical SEO
Publish no city specific content
Which is why they are a non-factor in ChatGPT, Perplexity, Gemini and Google AI Overviews.
Follow this roadmap and you will own visibility where customers are actually searching.
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If you want the private ChatGPT and Perplexity cheat codes we have been testing, Follow + RT + Comment “2025 Local Guide.”
You must do all 3 for the DM.
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They won’t publicly acknowledge there’s a widespread problem! FFS. 🤡
Aaron Jacob Jones retweeted
After weeks of research and development I finally managed to turn AI generated images into 3d scenes, refine them in real time in a non-destructive and streamlined workflow... It's beyond camera projection since you can make entire scenes viewable in any angles.. It's not a "magic button" solution but a tedious process and I think I'm like the first one to make this 🤷 It opens so much possibilities for real time experiences... I need to refine a little bit the technique behind this and I'll show you my first finished piece in the coming weeks... It's litteraly game changing ( and I'm exhausted tbh ) Hope you'll like it
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Aaron Jacob Jones retweeted
No but seriously how *did* we all hear the same Marilyn Manson rib removal rumor before social media
Ugh, @FlyANA_official has the most badly designed, hard to navigate online check in experience I’ve ever seen! Frustrating at every step.
After an hour completing it & clicking ‘email my boarding pass’ I STILL have mobile boarding pass, it says I have to go to the check in desk!
Using @googlemaps on iOS is so annoying now. If you load a route / search for a place, then switch to another app for a minute, google maps forgets what was loaded and goes back to the default screen.
Same is happening in gmail, which is even more frustrating.
Hey @AppleSupport when are you going to offer storage plans above 2TB? You can't just keep offering creative professionals ever better video & photo quality but cap storage at 2TB forever. I've run out of iCloud storage, why can't I buy more?
Aaron Jacob Jones retweeted
A Walrus getting lost, ending up in Scarborough and then masturbating IN PUBLIC then having a sleep and then Scarborough Council cancelling the NYE fireworks display in case it woke him is the denouement of 2022.
Aaron Jacob Jones retweeted
If you think your New Years was shit, just think about the people of Scarborough who had their festivities cancelled to protect an arctic walrus, who thanked them by publicly wanking on the beach.
Aaron Jacob Jones retweeted
Have a sense of humor:
It disarms threats. It’s the antidote to stuffy awkward situations. It recovers you from embarrassment. People can be phony, words can get misinterpreted, the world can be draining. If you can let things pass with lightness, you'll never stay down for long
Aaron Jacob Jones retweeted
The ultimate charm for anyone in any situation is fun. People are attracted to fun like moths to a flame.
If you can’t loosen up, take things less seriously, and occasionally laugh at yourself, it doesn’t matter how many “interesting things” you bring to the table
Aaron Jacob Jones retweeted
you become an adult when you notice life has tradeoffs, when you deeply accept that as inescapable fact, and begin to intentionally choose which tradeoffs to make
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