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@simianmonke

It's like TV you can talk to. Chat decides — sometimes a plot point, sometimes a fog cannon. Always live on https://xitter.gq/t.co/CcNsgAtThe.

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Joined February 2025
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@simianmonkeNov 6
Replying to @hailblame
Like this post and 50 bad bitches will be waiting for you in Valhalla
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Stake Scrapyard returns November 22nd
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Correction: Steamy is not a guest. He is a resident on day 6 of a 30-day squatter's rights claim. We are not addressing this further at kick.com/simianmonke
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Don't miss this event with me and @SteamyKakess in NYC next week.
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Correction: last night was not an empty stream. It was a closed engineering demo with zero attendees by design. The actual reveal is tonight. kick.com/simianmonke
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No matter what happens I've been pretty lucky
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Ms. Banksy did NOT sign up for 5-sub alert trauma. 🐕💨” #SimianMonke #kick
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