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simon bennett

@simonandyas
Joined October 2011
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A nice day at Lord’s.
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@VoloUkraineMar 21
JD Vance in 2025: “I think a lot of European nations were right about our invasion of Iraq. And frankly, if the Europeans had been a little more independent, and a little more willing to stand up, then maybe we could have saved the entire world from the strategic disaster that was the American-led invasion of Iraq.” Interesting 🤔
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Greetings from sunny Nerja!
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The Epstein story seems to have rapidly gone…why?
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Off to bed. It will be 171-9 or 235-4 when I get up.
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A lovely visit to Basildon Park nr Reading.
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Surprised that @10DowningStreet commitment to a Palestinian state is conditional on Israel’s behaviour.
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Comes across as weak & indecisive from the PM.
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Middx v Northants today at Merchant Taylora’ School. Kane Williamson outstanding.
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Don't talk rubbish. Wanting the end of a murdering organisation (60k deaths and counting) seems a good thing to me.
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Ignore him.
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Happy New Year folks! Xx
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As I'm sure some of you are aware, tomorrow at midnight (ish) marks the 'tapping' of the Beaujolais Neuveau barrels in Lyon. Gonna be there, thanks to @ilonah
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I think my cat's getting fatter. Her head looks disproportionately small.
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The most talented UK comic of his generation, give it a retweet if you agree ❤️🙏🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
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Nice day in Nerja.
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Repost if you love #LaurelAndHardy
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Laurel and Hardy's unique dance style
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Newly elected members of the French parliament refusing to shake hands with the far right is extremely satisfying. A particular shout out to the rock paper scissors gag.
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