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Hey! I'm hosting the Laughter for the Arts fundraiser comedy show on December 29th at 8pm at Hugh's Room.For tickets/info call (416)5316604

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Hey everyone, I am being featured on a CBC show on Baby Boomers tonight at 9 pm

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Who is working where NY Eve.?

Debra Di Giovani has already agreed to do LFTA in 2013 . I have the coolest friends.

Jessica Holmes stepped in last night at LFTA for a sick Debra D and brought the house down . Really funny set.

Laughter for the Arts Show rocked last night. Derek Edwards and Glen Foster killed.

Bad things happen in 3''s lost at poker, car accident, going to watch Dane Cook movie just to be safe

3 days to Les Mis. I think there is something else happening that day too.

35 years of driving and the first thing I hit is a house. It ran out right in front of me.

The Mayan calendar out lived the Mayan's by 500 years The Christian calendar outlived Christ 2000. My fridge outlasted it's warrantee 1 day

You know your priorities are screwed up when I care less about the world coming to an end Dec 21 at than the fact there is a new Glee on

My son doesn't want to feta hair cut. My daughter is going on a student protest . What decade is this?

Guy hires two men to kill Justin Bieber . Obviously nuts. Who thinks it takes two guys to kill Justin Bieber?

By coincidence the U.S. is going over the Fiscal Cliff the same day my Xmas Visa bill comes due.

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Just had my New Year's Eve show cancel. Anyone want to hire a old fat bald guy to jump out of a cake Dec 31 st?

The Ikea monkey's coat is from Holt Renfrew. When my wife says I dress like a chimp she is exaggerating.

Nurse who was prank called over Kate's pregnancy commits suicide. DJ's suspended facing firing. Why couldn't it have been telemarketers .