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Creative Entity. Wordsmith. LAUGHTER YOGA TEACHER. Grateful. Culturally a foolhardy mix of southern gentility, northern invincibility, and island audacity.

Austin, TX
Joined January 2009
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Dear @HEB. From Georgetown to Austin, we've noticed the positive change in stores this year. @BrachsCandy classic candy corn is in full stock and on the shelves! We asked, you listened. Thank you!!! 🤍🧡💛
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Dear @heb. You know I love you. However, the countdown to October 1st has begun, and I fear your stores are NOT ready. Autumn Mix, Pumpkins, and Caramel Apple candies by @brachscandy are cute seasonal decor and offerings. BUT WHERE ARE THE BAGS OF CANDY CORN?!!! 💛🧡🤍 – at Austin, TX
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Excited for owner Nikki Jackson-Sagirius opening Divine Luxury Spa in Round Rock TX, offering skin care and waxing. (Coming soon infrared sauna.) The space is so fabulous (I'd expect nothing less. Her attention to detail and quality, and support of other businesses is noteworthy) – at Round Rock, TX
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All I want for Christmas is glass for my vehicle after a fall hail storm: a bad @Toyota and @Safelite customer service and communications epic tale. #Prius #ATX
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So in my holiday song remix, All I want for Christmas are car windows.
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Right glass, wrong color. The auto glass replacement saga continues... @safelite
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My first reaction to the New Blue Sun album by Andre 3000: "Ah, we get to appreciate the source and not just the sample. He allowed himself to complete his musical thoughts."
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I hope Andre gets to enjoy being Andre. Beats and bars are wonderful things in music. The beautiful thing about hip hop is that it is multilayered, drawing from so many sources. Let us enjoy the fullness and the full spectrum of his musicianship.
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Now this has me dreaming of a classical music album by Flavor Flav.
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