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simon🇨🇴 retweeted
GIANNIS TONIGHT: BAM TONIGHT:
37 POINTS 37 POINTS
9 REBOUNDS 14 REBOUNDS
2 ASSISTS 3 ASSISTS
15/20 FGM 13/19 FGM
31 MINUTES 38 MINUTES
UNREAL DUO. 🔥🔥🔥
simon🇨🇴 retweeted
You're tellin me in 24 hrs, the NVidia CEO steps down in a spy scandal, all of Microsoft & Outlook goes down globally, a building collapses in NYC, a Tanker sinks a River cruise ship in New Orleans and now the FAA has grounded ALL flights across the country?! WTF is going on??
simon🇨🇴 retweeted
Protesters are back out at the home of the Secretary of Homeland Security Mark Wayne Mullin playing recordings of immigrant children whose parents were taken by ICE. I remember watching a live with this little girl’s dad being taken & it being her first day of school. So sad.
simon🇨🇴 retweeted
For anyone who hasn't heard about this yet: ICE showed up at the front door of Dr. Ann Lawani in Lodi, California, while she was still in her pajamas, shackled her at the wrists, waist, and ankles, and shipped her all the way to a detention center in Louisiana.
She’s a frontline nurse who worked through the worst of COVID, directs the master's nursing program at the University of San Francisco (overseeing 230+ nursing students), and takes care of her 83-year-old dad.
When her family and lawyer tried to find out where she was taken, ICE’s online locator came back with "0 results." It turns out ICE quietly changed its policy the day before her arrest to stop listing thousands of detainees in the public database, so her family had no idea where she was for days while she was bounced from Stockton to Bakersfield to El Paso to Louisiana.
DHS put out a statement claiming she had a 2013 removal order, but they conveniently left out that on the *exact same day* in 2013, an immigration judge granted her Withholding of Removal blocking her deportation to Nigeria because she faced persecution there.
She has zero criminal record, has checked in with ICE for 13 years, and has a valid federal work permit through 2029. Because they legally can't send her to Nigeria, Rep. Josh Harder says ICE has been trying to quietly deport her to an undisclosed third country behind her lawyer's back.
Full write-up and breakdown of what happened here:
eyesonice.net/p/covid-hero-d…
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simon🇨🇴 retweeted
A Tomb Guard from the U.S. Army’s 3rd Infantry Regiment, “The Old Guard” was forced to verbally reprimand Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth and a group of his senior advisers Wednesday after some in the group laughed and loudly talked in front of the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier at Arlington.
Video of the incident, posted by CNN, shows Hegseth standing and taking photos in front of the tomb with his wife, Jennifer, chief of staff Ricky Buria, deputy chief of staff Patrick Weaver as well as senior adviser and deputy assistant Tami Radabaugh, following a ceremony at Arlington National Cemetery for Veterans Day.
simon🇨🇴 retweeted
ICE is raping girls in concentration camps. Report confirmed girls tested positive for pregnancy, and no one is talking about this!
Every pregnant girl in ICE concentration camps needs to have their babies genetically tested to find their rapists.
RAPE is internationally recognized as a method of GENOCIDE and a crime against HUMANITY.
simon🇨🇴 retweeted
NEW AT THE FINDER: The Miami Heat are 4-6 with one of the lowest ranking defenses in the league.
A silver lining: underlying metrics say that the Heat have been extremely unlucky with opponent shotmaking.
tomthefinder.com/p/why-cant-…
simon🇨🇴 retweeted
Miguel Parra Hernandez is trapped in a rehab facility after an ICE agent drove into him with a car then lied about it.
He’s guarded day and night by ICE and private prison guards from GEO Group. He’s being denied proper care and basic hygiene like baths. He has become depressed and talked about taking his own life.
He had no criminal record and no deportation order. Miguel should be released immediately and be able to recover at home with his family. First assaulted, then neglected—this treatment amounts to torture.
simon🇨🇴 retweeted
Massie on Hegseth Press Conference: I hope he addresses the eight articles and doesn't misquote the Bible in Quentin Tarantino fashion and do some pull-ups and call everybody fat and gay like for being for this impeachment. I may have just given you half of his speech.
simon🇨🇴 retweeted
Massie: Reported death tolls from the strikes on the elementary school indicate that at least 156 civilians were killed, with some reports suggesting the civilian death toll surpassed 170.
Those killed include at least 120 school children, 26 teachers, seven parents attempting to evacuate their children, a school bus driver, a pharmacy technician from a nearby clinic, and the six month old unborn child of one of the teachers also killed in the attack.
simon🇨🇴 retweeted
Most games with 10+ AST this season:
Davion Mitchell - 6
Nikola Jokic - 5
Three players tied - 4
Mitchell is also averaging a career-best 16.2 PPG on 50% FG, 40% 3PT
