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Founder & Systems Engineer. @YCombinator alum. ex-@usecaribou (fka Rebank).

London, England
Joined May 2012
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You have absolutely disgraced yourself publishing this, globe. We all clearly don’t hate the media enough.
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Bragging about how much software you’re shipping with AI is like holding down the shutter button and bragging about how many photos you took.
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The man @NYCMayorsOffice is trolling gave $400 million to @MSKCC_BreastCA cancer hospital, $60 million to @SuccessCharters & $40 million to #NaturalHistoryMuseum. So, yeah Zohran, I think Ken Griffin is “paying his share.” Such a jackass, juvenile move to play @DSA class warfare with Griffin. Grow up. @nycgov @CMFrankMorano @CM_KMarmorato @GaleBrewerNYC @CMSandyNurse @SpeakerMenin @LincolnRestler @OsseChi @JoannAriola32 @vmmalony . Zohran, put the ego aside & try showing appreciation 4 this philanthropy.
Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.
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The reason this debate is so insane is because support for a wealth tax can come from only one of two positions: 1) You do not understand the absolute basics of how the world, economics or money works 2) You do understand, and are a compulsive liar It really is that simple.
Nothing reveals the innumerate “I don’t know how the world works” of the Left more than wealth taxes, particularly for tech companies. This is a tax on paper wealth. The founder literally doesn’t have the money to pay. They’re obliged to leave the state or file for bankruptcy.
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It is genuinely mind-boggling how few of the loudest voices on a wealth tax don't have even the most basic understanding of the economic impact of taxing unrealised gains. You don't need to be an economist to understand this, just 45 seconds of thought will do.
I’m sure people feel very sorry for the billionaires who MIGHT face a small tax on the wealth they are accumulating by giving a robot your job, spiking your electric bill, and destroying the planet.
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A+ grade act of self-care as an adult: stop booking cheap economy flights with shitty travel agents through Skyscanner.
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Any school teacher has more work ethic in their pinky finger than Elon Musk has in his entire body. Make. Billionaires. Pay. Their. Fair. Share.
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The irony of using your H1 screen real estate to slag off a famously well designed competitor instead of communicating what you actually do.
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Don’t assert how things should work when you clearly don’t understand how those things do work. Makes you look like a moron.
If a company can break the entire internet, they are too big. Period. It's time to break up Big Tech.
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AWS is not a monopoly. It represents 30% of the web. Sen. Warren also overlooks the fact that many providers went down because their services relied on a single AWS region, a malpractice that is not Amazon's fault. It did not affect Google, X, and many others. statista.com/chart/18819/wo… x.com/gergelyorosz/s… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redundanc… docs.aws.amazon.com/whitepapers/la…
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I don’t see how keeping Zach Merrett is the “win” for Essendon it’s being marketed as. Now we’ve got a burned out, disgruntled (surely to be) former captain running around in our midfield while trying to rebuild with a very young list. Trade-table win, team loss. #AFL #Essendon
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You can tell a lot about a person by how they react when someone dies.
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If you celebrate the murder of another person because that person had different political opinions to your own, you are, and I cannot stress this enough, a vile piece of shit. #CharlieKirk
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Adding to this - the amount of shit that Python lets AI engineers get away with is something we’ll never be able to forgive it for.
Python is without doubt the worst language ive ever had this displeasure of working with. Its not even the language, its the piss poor dependency, env, and version management. When ur 8 venvs in, u know we've fucked up as a society.
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If you told me you thought Happy Gilmore 2 was the worst movie you'd ever seen, I wouldn't argue.
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I know what you're thinking. Don't.
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There is an inverse correlation between your usefulness and the number of regular meetings in your calendar. You can drag my cold, dead body off this hill.
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I will scream this from rooftops if I have to. If you introduce an additional database in to your environment to support one extra data format in the name of technical purity you are not a competent engineer. JSON in Postgres is absolutely fine for 99.99% of use cases.
JSON in a relational database is not only acceptable, but often encouraged
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The comments. My god. Few better signals of incompetence in an engineer than optimising for complexity on the altar of technical scalability.
Me getting ready to win another project by telling the client "Don't worry, we won't be using microservices or Serverless, you'll get a nice simple single deployable unit to run with a start/stop/restart button in the Azure console" while the other vendors pitch a k8s "platform"
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