There are two kinds of women:
The ones who scold you for leaving the toilet seat up, and the ones who call you gay for sitting down to pee.
Choose wisely.
For you, the day Simplex graced your runtimes to execute 4-10x faster was the most important day of your life.
Any of you retarded nerds have XP with the Cluvens Scorpion Gaming Cockpit?
I'm finishing my new work room this year, and thinking of getting one, but first wanna ask around before dropping 5-10 grand on the thing :)
Replying to @DrClownPhD
-You told me to never change gender!
-Yes. When you know, how to use it,
you won't be taking my orders.
Just because almost everything is running on open source sw these days, it's not because of it's better.
Kinda the opposite.
Keep that in mind.
Replying to @simplex_fx @GSabiniok
Also, you should alter the perspective a bit, so it's less like a horse-fucker simulator :)
See some gopro shots of actual horse carriage stuff
youtube.com/watch?v=TL6KPkHN…
youtube.com/watch?v=4ZhtD4AR…
Stop hiring for "CV Cosmetics." 🧩
Filtering 100s of resumes manually is a waste of time. Trusting a brainless AI parser is even worse—that’s how you reject your best engineers before you meet them.
If you’re hiring for a dev role, TEST THE CODE FIRST. 👇
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