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the baddest bitches are tate mcrae fans
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please stop making everything digital i want to keep saving the movie ticket, the concert ticket, a handwritten note, a photo, the invitation of about 15 & all those little things in a shoebox to open when im 80
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Men literally divorce their sick wives pls shut up
Lol women are not afraid to leave you at your lowest fam.
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She probably spent hours getting ready to look her perfect best for the most important day of her life and this dusty manchild ruined it all it for a stupid laugh. Men are the worst
This is so disrespectful, I'm sorry😭
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I just saw a TikTok where the bride called off the wedding because there was a tradition that the bride and groom would give each other something meaningful or thoughtful. The bride was gifted a PS5 and a family watch that her father used to wear, and y all won’t believe me what the groom gifted. He literally gifted her with “cleaning supplies” & “diapers”…& then he intentionally spilled alcohol on his color and asked her to clean it. She slapped him & said,“ This isn't how I dreamed to be loved for the rest of my life” & left…… Dear men, if you want to get married, stop humiliating your woman, everything isn’t funny!
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When your alarm hasn't gone off but the amount of sleep you're getting is suspicious
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men be like: "she's crazy." sir... she communicated 14 times, and you ignored every single one.
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A girl doesn't actually get happy when a man buys her flowers, she gets happy when the man thinks of buying flowers for her.
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If you don't pick a day to rest, your body will pick it for you.
does anyone have any useful sentences that will change my life immediately upon being read?
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You don't drive off until you see that person walk into their house.
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i'm a type C girl... - i can deep clean the whole house. or ignore a laundry pile for days. - i can give a motivational pep talk, or need one myself. - i can be 20 mins early or walk in 20 mins late. - i can go to bed at 8pm, or scroll reels until the sun comes up.
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TRYING ON SHOES PUTTING IN GLITTER ANYTHING TO MAKE ME LESS BITTER FAVORITE BLUE TAKE A PICTURE GOT YOU LIKE FUCK. YOU SWEAR TO GOD THAT IM SMB ELSE I. CANT. STOP. PISS ME OFF AND I’LL TURN IT OUT I. CANT. STOP.
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the female urge to say "ok bye" and then expect 90 messages, 70 calls, and 41 emails
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Amanda Serrano threw more punches than Taylor… landed more punches than Taylor… AND Taylor had a point deducted for headbutting… and Taylor won by unanimous decision… this is why Boxing is broken
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I was told that I’m banned for a week 🤩
can someone tell me what this means 😭
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can someone tell me what this means 😭
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and how to fix it 😭😭
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IOC have officially voted yes on creating the Olympic Esports Games
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I’m telling you, nothing compares to the NA CODM BR scene Getting online during that time period was thrilling Some of the best times of my life was when that scene was around Sucks it died
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