sim !!

thinking about the migos

somebody call peta im beating tf out of a dead horse tonight

having a library card can rlly change ur life guys

anything is a salad if you believe and have a good intentions and a big heart

above everything i absolutely can NOT lose my swag

why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why

instead of a birthday cake next year i’m going to have a giant cake sized blueberry muffin

olivia dean sounds like a cozy fireplace and being surrounded by people you love on a rainy sunday

my wedding is gonna be a 360 boiler room

all i want for christmas is a giant fat tuesdays drink and a fur jacket and maybe a boa? but its ok if not

a fresh lychee,,,, oh what i’d do for a nice fresh ripe lychee

having the sunday scaries for 2026

nobody warns you how much you’ll regret not learning the renegade tik tok dance in 2020

you can turn a square into a rectangle but a rectangle can never be a square

union square is sooooo back

today i microwaved my burrito and it was cold in the center here's what that taught me about b2b saas 🧵👇

as a kid i definitely thought the great wall of china was gonna come up a lot more in my life

the worst use of ai is when i google something to see if it’s spelled right and gemini is the first response