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Mr. Sunday is at ALT PRESS FEST! Stop by the Salt Lake City Library and check out some zines! Noonβ5:00, paneling at 3:00.
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beautiful girl acct: evil girls deserve a little bread
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me: just figured out how to float
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annoying guy who wont stop replying to me: tell us this devilish little secret then..
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me: iβve never been this depressed before i donβt know what to do
gf: we broke up 7 years ago *slowly fades to nothingness*
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me: youβre not going to fade away again are you?
therapist: of course not. iβm real. everything you see in this room is real
me: *slowly fades away*
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[quote tweeting a baby] Lol this guy is dumb as hell [remembering I want to go viral] but his outlook is a keen insight into how a toddlerβs mind worksβ¦
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me: holy shit, did you cum already?
her: no?? youβve been eating me out for like 1 minute
me: huh? im not talking to you
little guy in my pants: (pokes tiny head out of my zipper) yupππ
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James Corden banned from a restaurant? Seems like the last place that would ban a guy like that! Nah nah Im just playing. When I was 12 I held my breath for 7minutes and parts of my brain died



















