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The concept of telling your oldest child to listen and obey the youngest just cuz he's a guy
amanda โ๏ธ๐ท๐ฝโโ๏ธ retweeted
โIn order to make a chicken pie, a chicken must kpaiโ
Thatโs to say, in order for this country to be better, some people gats kpai
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A comedian could literally do this word-for-word. I have tears rolling down my cheeks from laughing so hard.
amanda โ๏ธ๐ท๐ฝโโ๏ธ retweeted
Sorry I giggled my way through this trailer BAD I will be watching IMMEDIATELY LMFAOOOO THIS IS SO FUNNY
amanda โ๏ธ๐ท๐ฝโโ๏ธ retweeted
โWhen Jesus healed the sick he didnโt ask for a deductibleโ
amanda โ๏ธ๐ท๐ฝโโ๏ธ retweeted
Zohran Mamdaniโs been mayor for almost a year. So whereโs the fucking Sharia law, MAGA? How many times does Fox News have to scare the shit out of you over nothing before you realize theyโre making money off your stupidity?
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Looks nothing like her. Not her nose. Not her skin. Not her chin. Not her eyes. Not her smile.
Replying to @libellulenoz
It is!
They're complaining about how non trans women masculinize trans women, and its just a trans woman as she existed.
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i had a threesome with 2 bi guys and they didnโt touch each other bc they werenโt each others type #wastingmytime
amanda โ๏ธ๐ท๐ฝโโ๏ธ retweeted
imagine being so fucking beautiful on the night you tried to murder your husband he's still fantasizing about it nearly a century later
amanda โ๏ธ๐ท๐ฝโโ๏ธ retweeted
Imagine talking to someone in November 2024.
"Yeah, the Democrats ended up flipping 9 seats."
"That's a pretty thin majority, but I guess 224 seats in the House isn't that bad."
"The House?"
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Iโm never deleting this corner of the internet where the sun doesnโt shine omg









































