𝓒𝐋𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝓒𝐀𝐓 .ᐟ

⠀ ⠀ 𝐘𝐎𝐔’𝐋𝐋 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐅 𝐒𝐔𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐑, ⠀ 𝐘𝐎𝐔’𝐋𝐋 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐌𝐄 𝐈𝐆𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐄 .ᐟ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

well hello :)

thank you dear

well it’s your fault for taking your hat off and brain flashing me

not a fan of asymmetry

A happy medium, as they say. What a lovely scenario. Unfortunately, I fear that’s all it is. . . Unless, of course, you’d like to swap for a day?

I’m actually rather envious of such a fact. I suppose the grass isn’t always greener on the other side, hmm?

I get it now. That’s why you asked me to train you. Pervert

[ Trying to hide a laugh behind her hand, quickly straightening out her face into one of stony displeasure. ] You would judge my people right before me?

of course not. but have some shame in admitting to it so quickly

well you didn’t need to air out being a bottom either

now me? i wouldn’t let being called a virgin slide.

You truly have your mother’s soft heart, Abel. Fortunately for you, I’ve begun to find that a bit endearing. If you do intend to stay down here for any extended period of time, though… it might do you good to harden a few edges.

Why, of course. That and it would be most amusing. . . I must ask Carmilla if she could make me a beer bottle out of angelic steel 💭

It does seem to reek of beer in here. How unpleasant

Shall I get my own beer bottle? Perhaps we could duel for your honor.

Awesome

Don’t worry. I have blackmail folders so that I don’t. Adam’s is quite full.