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biscotti@sirensomniaJul 19

pussy is the most important meal of the day

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~RF~@r_f7i_Oct 28

Image from ~RF~ (@r_f7i_)

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puckster@atenderhug8h

Writing “Gone fishin’!” on a sticky note and slapping it to my forehead

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mae 🐜@flying_rats310h

she’s going to a lesbian school in massive huge tits

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biscotti@sirensomniaOct 29

ok tbh i think both of these suck ass. cute for a picture but for an actual night of trick or treating theme costumes aren’t fun for that age because i guarantee those kids would all rather be their own favorite character

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@thatstarwarsgrlOct 28

The difference between having a narcissistic mother VS a happy family

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Image from thatstarwarsgirl (@thatstarwarsgrl)

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Bodie 1@bodie9210472856Oct 26

Maybe she changes his catheter as a friend

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lexie♡♡@lexycat2005Oct 25

last night was a gif

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biscotti@sirensomniaOct 26

Replying to @TotalWine

@TotalWine you disgust me i hate you and you’re fuck ass managers and employees denying a fucking CURBSIDE PICKUP bc a passenger (21+ mins you) only has a clipped id. burn burn burn

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biscotti@sirensomniaOct 26

YOUR* FORGIVE ME IM FUCKING PISSEDDDDDD and then my mom sends me a ss of my location fucking die everyone now

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frankie steins gay uncle@ewkewpidOct 25

this was my nickname in highschool

Image from frankie steins gay uncle (@ewkewpid)

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67@real_67xyOct 24

My btch so fcking strict dawg please don’t even look at me

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mo ཐི ₍^.ˬˬ.^₎ ཋྀ@fruitpibbleOct 24

#ilovemywifemaxxing #ilovemywife

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biscotti@sirensomniaOct 25

my dog a virgin princess queen

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biscotti@sirensomniaOct 25

if a canadian is going to play an american pls just drop the “soorrys” pls. i’m really not asking much.

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ً@ImAVeteran_Oct 24

I’ll be like “I needed that laugh” and it’ll be something I said

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biscotti@sirensomniaOct 24

IM ON FT WITH @4ngelpr1ncessxo AND SHE JUST TOLD A THREE YEAR OLD GIRL “you said you’re really good at this game and… you’re not!”

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biscotti@sirensomniaOct 23

just shook hands with a dead guy

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biscotti@sirensomniaOct 23

tweezers is tongs’ baby

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JIMMY@yakubbsmonsterOct 22

I'm not the sugar daddy, I'm the daddy that sugared up

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✧@northstardollOct 21

Image from ✧ (@northstardoll)

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soggy broccoli@soggybrocoliOct 21

my biggest flaw is that i always grab the wrong sized pot lid

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@dude_gangOct 20

her boobs light up my world call that areola borealis

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