@sitch_monitor

Cringe Compilation Superstar

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Joined June 2011
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she give me that 'invisible hand of the market' till I reach equilibrium
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ms rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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Sefil yaşayın, restauranta gitmeyin. -Karl Marx, Kapital Cilt: III, syf. 213
Özgür Kahraman
@okahraman01Oct 25
Hayaller / Gerçekler Türk Solculuğu
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Would you rather "not made at all"? enjoy your meal mf you don't know how to cook.
✧ ne0nyan 🪐@ne0nyan19h
vent art
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like yea the ai is still stupid and has the slop problem, but fundamentally the SF tech-right is giving you a free stupid intern to do gruntwork. Taking advantage hurts them, not you.
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Ben Gross@bengrossbg14h
Couldn’t torture this out of me in Guantanamo
Disgraced Propagandist
@DisgracedProp16h
I visited the Last Ditch lesbian bar mamathemagazine.com/the-last…

The Last Days of the Last Ditch Lesbian Bar — MAMA

Visiting Western Massachusetts' Queer Caliphate

mamathemagazine.com
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Viral Vibe
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Germ 🌪️@burgersauria20h
friend found it
Germ 🌪️@burgersauriaOct 26
whats that one reddit textpost memeThing that goes BASEBALL IS BACK BABY THIS IS REAL BASEBALL NONE OF THAT ... SHIT MEN DIE IN THE FIELD MEN GO TO WAR HERE MEN PISS AND SHIT HERE MEN GIVE BIR TH IN THE DUGOUTS. i feel lik im going crazy i cant find it Anyone please h elp. ,
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my lesbian regulars named June and May just had a baby and named her April
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سُــلطَان@PONYP4UL23h
Somebody who lives in a first world country : no but you don’t get it this place fucking suuuuucks. GOD I hate it here. YOU are SOOO lucky you weren’t born in [much better place than yours] [inserts photo of one area that doesn’t even look bad]
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ape attack survivor
@pissvortex11h
Maybe one of the greatest things anyone has ever said seconds after completely shattering a glass door
ABC 7 Chicago
@ABC7Chicago20h
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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😭😭 yeah we do komşu
Ioannis-Kinzo Tikkis 🇬🇷🇯🇵@merkourios_21h
In Greece, we use "Bulgarian" to mean "stubborn", "Turk" to mean "furious" and "Albanian" to mean "thief". I wonder if other countries have similar terms for their neighbours.
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zach@mazzyyyyyyy11h
her going “me when i pull the door handle and it shatters” has me in tears
ABC 7 Chicago
@ABC7Chicago20h
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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Nate@n8gallagher18h
It’s 2029. The AI bubble has burst. Your rent is $900 for a two bedroom. You bought a new high end graphics card for $125 because there are too many hitting the market. You’re living off the massive government settlement w/ai companies, spacex, amazon, and meta for price gouging
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nostalgia for a wholesome chungus israel that existed for like 5 years tops
Lux ☭🏳️‍⚧️@Lux_R_Spiral_IIOct 22
I miss Rojava
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the use of orientalist chique madrasa on top of the overall point about how she wants to see leftists arguing with the actual right wing just tells me she is yearning for turkish politics
Rishi Joe Sanu 🌐🗽🏙@RishiJoeSanuOct 25
Reposting this banger from @ContraPoints. Leftists overestimate themselves massively. They're not nearly as eclectically well-read as they think they are.
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chellzy ⚖️@chellzington15h
i was raised muslim and the moment i went agnostic i tried pork and it felt like this
🍌 suz@xingqiukOct 26
I still don’t eat pork and I’m never going to
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oog@oog84__18h
oog envy the tree. tree grow slow, nobody ask for update.
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iconnorpop@iconnnorpop20h
Rest now, brother. We have the watch, and I’ll see you in Valhalla.
Pop Base
@PopBase20h
Last Ditch, also known as the "COVID-conscious Western Massachusetts lesbian bar," is closing effective immediately.
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@peach2k223h
you can really tell Dario thinks he deserves to live
The Kobeissi Letter
@KobeissiLetterOct 26
BREAKING: Anthropic officially files its S-1 registration statement for an IPO, seeking to list on the Nasdaq under the ticker symbol $ANT. FULL SUMMARY OF ANTHROPIC'S S-1 FILING: 1. Anthropic posted H1 2026 revenue of $16.3 billion with a net loss of $80.7 billion 2. Anthropic says it does not expect to pay a dividend "in the foreseeable future" 3. Expects to spend up to $120.5 billion on SpaceXAI and Nvidia compute 4. Expects to spend up to $114.5 billion with Google through 2033 5. Revenue growth rate "may not be sustainable" and "may decrease" 6. May be required to seek additional financing "sooner than expected" 7. 5% of Anthropic's shares will go to the "Anthropic Public Benefit Fund" 8. S-1 includes warnings of AI's "catastrophic existential risks to humanity" Markets currently expect Anthropic to raise as much as $100 billion at a valuation of ~$2 trillion. The company is reportedly targeting an IPO in the week of November 16th.
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