skylar ☁︎

i hate trans people bc i was pleased that republicans lost elections

finally muted *** ******* ******* and i am free 😫❤️

if a ravishing gal with a plump behind doesn’t sit her large, round posterior on my face with great haste and swiftness then by golly i’m gonna lose my gosh dang marbles

ohio-centric viewing experience

i’m sorkin-ing out rn u guys. bro i’m going The West Wing (1999-2006) mode

does anyone know if the seattle seahawks won their football game tonight? i sure hope so… because otherwise they would fall to 4-4 on the season and out of the playoff picture, essentially 4 games back of the division lead /:

fuckkkk i love when women are fat

do any women with big butts and/or bellies want to hang out?

we used to have Bob Hope, Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and George BBW Facesitting… now we have no hope, no jobs, no c—

it is my birthday. you should buy me lunch or somethin bc i am cute and sweet and so old now ($skymoding) 🎁

seeking reliable new dealer. mostly 👀 for BBW facesitting or ass smothering. got cash + can meet up hmu

“—and it might as well be that state of being that is a game; it might as well be that, on a green field, in the sun.” no more baseball for a few months…

i think every single person on both sides of the “baseball vs. cricket” debate is wrong and annoying and using the stupidest possible line of reasoning to try and win the argument

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pull yo panties to the side and show me the carfax, girl