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Joined February 2009
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fuck i miss adam schlesinger
Lead us not in to penn station
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you only get one canadian in your life. choose wisely.
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I mean, just an all-time TV segment. Making Chuck do Who He Play For multiple times in a row with the same players is a brilliant idea and I was legit crying laughing by the end, my god.
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Took me so many years to understand that the great Old 97s lyric—“the Empty Bottle was half empty” was simply descriptive and not some kind of Zen koan.
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Imagine if Caitlin Clark walked away from a live play because her teammates didn't pass her the ball. ESPN would run a 3-hour special on her attitude. Angel Reese does it, and suddenly she's just a passionate competitor.
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I think most coaches and players can tell you that what Angel Reese demonstrates in this video is behavior normally addressed at the ELEMENTARY OR MIDDLE SCHOOL LEVELS. Stomping her feet, throwing her hands down, and walking toward the bench in frustration because her teammates didn't pass her the ball. ALL WHILE THE BALL IS STILL IN PLAY. At the professional level, this is an extraordinary display of immaturity and a complete abandonment of team responsibilities. Every player gets frustrated. Every player wants the ball. But you NEVER allow your personal frustration to take priority over the possession, your teammates, or the game itself. I've never known a serious coach who would tolerate this behavior, and teammates certainly don't appreciate being publicly shown up on the court. This is the WNBA Finals. The standard should be considerably higher.
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Why, look! It's yet another "No Demands" parade! Come one, come all and watch millions of stupid Americans ask for nothing and pledge to keep voting for the corporately-corrupt, anti-Medicare for All, Anti-Green New Deal, war-mongering, genocidal Democrat Party.
Holy Shit — San Diego is showing the F up!!!!! #NoKingsDay ain’t messing around!!!
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acab includes women dressing up as sexy cops for halloween
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Rebecca Hall deserves so much more recognition
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sex is a very intimate and sacred act. your body is a temple and you shouldn't be sharing it with someone who likes the los angeles dodgers
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Nobody from the Biden administration should be running for office again. We shouldn't have to hear anymore about Biden, Blinken, Harris. They shouldn't be writing books and giving speeches. Enough already. They should hide in shame.
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the constant victim shit with wnba players is unbearable
Gabby Williams: "We 'bout to have some bandwagoners because we ain't get no love all season."
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So you rested for a whole FIBA to get swept by an expansion team. Lmao
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I would watch Digger 100 more times before watching Babylon again
And just like that, history repeats itself.
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Jesse Plemons is a ticking time bomb. One day he's gonna be a leading man and hover up every award like it's nothing.
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Olivia getting #2 vote when she wasn't Top 5 in any category, and had the 2025 #2 runner up MVP on her team, with the best 2 way wing shooter in the game and led them to the first WNBA elimination for a #1 seed Vs a #8 seed. Nasty work there.
Voting results for 2026 MVP: 1. A'ja Wilson (713 points, 65 of 74 first-place votes) 2. Olivia Miles (442, six first-place votes) 3. Kelsey Mitchell (287, two first-place votes) 4. Caitlin Clark (212, one first-place vote) 5. Breanna Stewart (171, zero first-place votes)
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u cannot call urself a farmers market and most of the ppl are selling trinkets. why is there only two food stands……where are the farmers.
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i obviously love nathan fielder and john wilson but must speak my truth: the monotone-speaking white boy alt-comedian we should be uplifting is joe pera
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