ALT [ID: a comic featuring Chell and GLaDOS from Portal. Chell slams papers down on a table that read "divorce." Her face is twisted in anger, and she slides the papers across the table. GLaDOS, in her robot form, looks as angry as I could make her look with no facial features, and says "Fine. Go make some new disaster. I'm not even angry. Go ahead and Leave Me. /End ID.]

ALT [GLaDOS continues, her eye waning in feigned disinterest as she looks down at the papers. "You're someone else's problem." She signs the papers with a pen suspended from cords, first writing the first three letters of Caroline, then crossing it out and writing GLaDOS. She rolls her robotic eye, looking away. "Now I only want you Gone." Chell glares angrily up. GLaDOS looks back down, her eye lidded, and they boss pause with ellipses in their speech bubbles.

ALT [They kiss frantically, Chell pressing herself against GLaDOS's giant head and pulling GLaDOS closer. The picture has VCR scratching on it, with hearts surrounding them. /End ID.]