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thank goodness
this summer i’ve seen the most fat girls in bikinis that i’ve seen any summer previously. my agenda is spreading!! fat girl get in that bikini!!
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I just feel like when a man is pursuing a woman she shouldn’t even think you know sex exists for the first 5 conversations
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fuuuuuck.... they're doing a second act ironic reprise of my "i want" song. they're twisting the lyrics around to take on a new, crueler meaning. they're shifting my leitmotif into a different key. they got my ass.
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having friends over isn’t about having a good time. it’s about being forced to clean your apartment
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i love when someone has very obvious favoritism for me
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I will never forgive AI for taking away the 4 pointed little sparkle from me. Fuck you.
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The worst part about dating is pretending that you keep your room clean. Omg. Would u love me if you knew I was a slob?
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i love my country virginia
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scrolling is good because if i allow a thought to form it will turn evil and attack me
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so what if my pussy is mid? i have a beautiful singing voice did you know that?
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イリュージョンを上から見てしまった動画が世界中で話題へ。
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my ocd has been so bad lately
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peter pettigrew in prisoner of azkaban
why does this look like him getting emotional over coming out as a rat
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i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re Gob’s failed magic trick
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God, grant me the bello to accept the things I cannot change, the papoi to change the things I can, and the banana to know the difference
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one of life's greatest joys is being an insufferable brat to a handsome patient man 🙂‍↕️
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don’t worry babe that’s just my emotional support guy who hits on me
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how life feels when there's a man you can be mean to and he just takes it
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