keeta.md is now live! Built for AI agents, Keeta.md provides a simple way to discover and learn the skills needed to build on the Keeta Network. As agentic development continues to accelerate, we’re making it easier for agents to understand our infrastructure, integrate with our technology, and build directly on Keeta. We’ll continue to update and expand this skill library as we introduce new capabilities, integrations, and developer tools across the Keeta ecosystem.
Please note that this website is agent-first, so it may be a little harder for humans to navigate. :)
To get started, simply give your AI agent the following prompt:
“Visit keeta.md and explore the available skills and documentation. Learn how to build on the Keeta Network, including its architecture, SDKs, APIs, and integrations. Follow the relevant instructions to familiarize yourself with the ecosystem so you can assist me with developing applications on Keeta.”
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UBIK is live on ubik.gold, keeping a constantly updated state of the world and forecasting the questions with the biggest economic impact. Holders see the probability and reasoning behind every forecast, and can plug their own agent in through the API or MCP.
We're also building Ubikistan into a generative world. News and community feeds it, and it will grow daily. You'll be able to watch it all day like an ambient movie. Now and then UBIK will appear somewhere in it with a new forecast, and those moments will be reposted as shorts.
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fk it, we build a proper Ordinal/RH MMORPG using robinhood:0x85a574f2ff0795685f58d1d7b0d4b51f148ac489
Interact for early access
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(1/5) Keeta Stablecoins are live on mainnet.
KBUSD, KBEUR, KBJPY, KBCNY, KBGBP, KBCAD, KBMXN, KBAED, and KBHKD.
Bivo, a licensed money transmitter, issues each one and backs it 1:1 with funds held in regulated financial accounts.
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(1/5) The Keeta Wallet just got a lot better.
Business accounts are now live.
Companies can complete KYB directly in the wallet and get full access to Keeta’s currencies, payment rails, and features.
1/ How I infiltrated a Chinese organized crime syndicate that has laundered $1B+ across multiple exploits for Lazarus Group.
Posing as a client, I gathered intel that helped action freezes for the Feb 2025 Bybit exploit and attribute illicit activity onchain.
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Stablecoins solve one problem and create another. Moving value fast is easy. Moving that value to a bank rail, another chain, or a card network usually isn’t as convenient.
On the Keeta network, stablecoins and other tokens sit alongside fiat in the same account. Anchors connect to banks in nearly any country, atomic swaps run with as-needed KYC, cross-chain transfers are native, and direct-to-card payments are coming.
That’s what stablecoins actually need: not just an asset that moves fast, but one that’s compatible with the payment industry it’s trying to join.
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Reminder that @Enterprise banned me from renting their cars for publicly talking about this.
Warning: DO NOT RENT CARS FROM @enterprise! Found a baggie of cocaine in my rental a few weeks back while on my way to pick up my son from school. I posted about it and they reached out asking me to delete it and they would comp the rental. Today retracted & just offered discount
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🚨KEETA has came out of nowhere with 47,793 tx/s on testnet!
This is nearly 30x $SOL's and $ICP's!
We haven’t covered @KeetaNetwork before but this is hard to ignore.
$KTA holders, what are we missing? Should we be covering this network more?
Let us know if you are a $KTA holder👇
On July 22, before stock paired memecoins really became a meta, we wrote down what we believed.
Stocks have fundamentals. Memes have communities. We believed there was something powerful in bringing the two together.
We launched iCoin when $AI was still below $1M. Not long after, iCoin basically went to zero. We still posted, made content and kept building.
Then the market caught up. Stock pairs became a real meta and iCoin went from almost nothing to $8M. Today we're around $3M.
The whole market is bleeding right now and people are starting to question stock pairs again. We aren't.
And neither is @natan_benish.
Natan has been pretty clear that he believes stock pairs aren't just another rotation. He believes this is the final meta, and that the opportunity is much bigger than CT or crypto itself.
What stood out to us most was distribution.
That's something we've believed from the beginning too. The goal isn't just to reach more crypto traders. It's to eventually reach people outside crypto through companies and products they already know.
iCoin has been built fully organically. When we started getting real traction, we made the decision to change how the fees worked. What was 100% to us became 80% to the community vault and 20% to us.
We're using our share to keep pushing iCoin. Content, branding, distribution, whatever we can do to get it in front of more people.
So genuinely, thank you to everyone holding and trading iCoin. Those fees are helping us keep doing this.
We picked Apple for a reason.
It's one of the most recognizable consumer brands in the world. Its products are everywhere, people understand Apple without needing an explanation, and the community around it is almost a cult of its own.
That's why $AAPL made so much sense to us.
We want iCoin to be just as easy to understand.
A coin with an i.
We want to get it into as many hands as we possibly can and hopefully become the $AAPL community people think of first on @longdotxyz.
We also hope @natan_benish and the Long team see what the holders, creators and people working on iCoin are building here. We'd love for iCoin to become the first real Apple stock meme cult on Long, and something Long is proud to point to from time to time and say, this was made here.
Maybe one day we even earn that seat at the table.
If you believe stock pairs are here to stay, and you believe in what Natan is building with Long, this is our bet.
We picked the biggest consumer brand we could think of.
$ICOIN paired with $AAPL.
We kept building when it went to zero. We kept building at $8M. We're around $3M now and nothing changes.
We'll keep making things, keep pushing the brand and keep trying to get iCoin in front of more people.
The price changed. The thesis didn't.
Never fold.
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(1/11) Agent payments are coming.
The hard problem is not speed to handle them.
It is whether a regulated institution can accept an autonomous agent paying on its network.
That is the future we are building toward with Ziru Labs.
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still bullish on $iCoin 👀
Apple event is coming on September 9
new iPhone 18 expected to be announced
AAPL will be all over CT again
$iCoin is the AAPL-paired meme on Robinhood Chain
it also launched through LONG
and so far, LONG-launched coins have shown the most strength
short-term catalyst + strongest launchpad flow
don’t wait for CT to catch it
position ahead🫵
CA: 0x5d6EF090a1461B11c9427aC319260122D1C61e18
a short-term catalyst loading for $ICOIN 👀
Apple’s iPhone 18 presentation is set for September 9
preorders expected September 12
sales expected September 18
AAPL will be all over the timeline for the next two weeks
$ICOIN is the AAPL-paired meme on Robinhood Chain
get positioned before CT catches it🔥
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