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The Most Hated #NHLJets Fan On Twitter™. Vinyl collector. Degrassi enthusiast. Listen to @TheExchangeCJRU @superhitscast & @narbospodcast! Tweets are my own.

Toronto, Ontario
Joined January 2009
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Trump Supporters: “Yeah fuck immigrants, gay and trans people aren’t real, Black people are lazy and dangerous…we need Trump to make them all go away and make America great again.” Biden: “Trump’s supporters are garbage.” Trump Supporters:
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Mick Foley with a message to America and Donald Trump.
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All Donald Trump and JD Vance know about manufacturing is how to manufacture bullshit.
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Reminder that the green 400-series highway running parallel to the red 401, about 8km to the north, was sold off by the previous @OntarioPCParty government for $3.1B in 1999, and that the current government would rather throw $150B in a hole than address that mistake.
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If only the Titans had a QB as good as Malik Willis..
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Yes, but he would have to buy a lot of tickets
Can Aaron Rodgers take the Jets to Super Bowl 59? Cast your vote trib.al/rwRZ6bG
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not the 34 felonies... 2 impeachments... 1 judgement of sexual assault ... or insurrection
Brittany Mahomes questioning her support of Donald Trump after his blistering take down of Taylor Swift left her 'shaken to the core' trib.al/i3Xc905
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I better go superviral for this...
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Oh I don't know, I think that territory is actually very well charted
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I'm Oasis's drummer.
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So many tweets regarding Oasis and tickets and folk saying only the true fans should get them, I've loved Oasis ever since they released Parklife so it's only right I get first dibs on them
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Me complaining to the manager at Chipotle.
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Lady, our last mayor resigned because he was having an affair with a subordinate 40-years younger and the guy before him literally smoked crack. Nobody gives a fuck.
I wonder what dignified country leaders think of Canada when they see a mayor of the largest Canadian city (Olivia Chow of Toronto) dressed like this. 🥴🤪🫥
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I don’t understand how Trump can say Kamala Harris is the worst VP in history when Mike Pence was a traitor who didn’t have the courage to do what needed to be done.
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I'm going to go out on a limb and say 1936 was actually the worst opening ceremony for the Olympics
I’m actually embarrassed on the behalf of France, this is going down as the worst opening ceremony in history. #OpeningCeremony #OlympicGames
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Someone in the Microsoft office right now
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Rishi Sunak has offered his resignation to The King but Keir Starmer has yet to be appointed as Prime Minister, so who's in charge? Me.
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Kenny Omega took the second worst beating given inside of Canada Life Centre over the past two nights.
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“I didn’t do it.” - cancer
OJ Simpson dead at 76 after cancer battle trib.al/TV72zEv
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