@slimethot

if you’re gonna be dumb you better be tough

 she/her (26) Ireland👉glasgow
Joined November 2014
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“I wish I had Olivia Rodrigo when I was 15” you had Hotel Room Service by Pitbull you ungrateful piece of shit
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it took one day in barcelona before i spotted a mayo jersey YE ARE RELENTLESS
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does this mean i get a fun bespoke recording of myself talking absolute mash to the taxi driver as a hungover fear tactic the next day? truly godless
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me and my friends would have killed instagram instants with hammers I can tell you that much
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this is like erecting a statue of the final pint of murphys that put me into an early grave last week
Irish Examiner
@irishexaminerMay 14
Cork City Council to consider tiny statue honouring mosquito linked to Oliver Cromwell’s death irishexaminer.com/news/munst…

'World’s smallest public statue' proposed for Cork mosquito linked to death of Oliver Cromwell

Green Party councillor Oliver Moran says the unusual proposal could become a quirky tourist attraction for Cork city

irishexaminer.com
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if we get an independent scotland can i pleaseeee buy a chili mango buzzball after 10pm it’s for my freedom and my country
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erin@vanillaspittMay 9
being called a stupid cow in my replies but I just know in an independent scotland I’d be able to get salt n chilli chips n curry sauce before 4pm on days where im this hungover
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fellipe@kaworubaianoMay 6
boa noite primavera
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bertie ahern looks like something you’d steal off an aul lady’s front lawn
Aontú
@AontuIEMay 6
Looks like many Fianna Fáilers are voting Aontú in this by-election. #aontú
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even tho i couldn’t swing a cat without bumping into one of ye last time #irishtwt anyone going primavera this year?
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rae ✮⋆˙@clitlord77May 2
pov: ur stuck in the back rooms with johnny knoxville
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massive sket@pronagginMay 3
sorry ye don’t understand the FOREVER pals i’ve met and made through this god forsaken website (and not everybody is even in these photos, theres too many for 4 pics)
massive sket@pronagginMay 3
but also everybody giving out about old irish twitter (including me) I genuinely met some of my favourite people and some of my closest friends during it all so it’s actually not all bad ❤️
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happy to be apart of #irishtwt now that i’ve moved away i don’t think anyone from glasgow is going to bring up the gay cafe or sex chat to me in the pub at least
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@horseimageMar 2
obsessed with this etsy shop that sells mini horse costumes for literally every occasion
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them: don’t worry! the semi nude daniel o’donnell bathroom door can’t hurt you the semi nude daniel o’donnell bathroom door:
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smoking da shit that made tom cruise
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looking like our girl catherine connolly is gonna win the presidency today in ireland thank god i was looking for a reason to drink today
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Girl on club dancefloor has her feet cooled by a friend pouring Smirnoff Ice over them (2000)
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bad day to be a toastie
BBC Sport
@BBCSport22 Mar 2025
Boxing heavyweight legend George Foreman has died aged 76.
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shoutout to the skate bush gritter for keeping my area safe we WILL be running up that hill
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