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The audacity of the men critiquing Harry Kanes wife when they are sitting at home with spotty arses, reeking of divorce and hairlines that look like a toffee apple rolled in a carpet.
smacula retweeted
why is it called sexiest man alive if they do it every year and not when the previous one dies
If a knife was made of butter, aka butter knife, it won’t be very good. In fact, it’ll just melt in your hands.
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