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I used to say woohoo a lot. Maybe I still do. Trying to get over that addiction. Apologies if you receive a woohoo. Or maybe congratulations.

Oxford, UK
Joined December 2008
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Haven’t done this for six months, so gonna give it another go. Like, follow or retweet based on this post and I’ll make something up. Any parallels to reality are pure coincidence and not intentional.
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I drew a dramatic baby dragon this morning.
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Ooh, Procreate Pocket has updated. New brushes. New look. Though the old brushes are in a different library which is annoying. Wish it was easy to combine them both into one.
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I have voluntarily signed up for a networking event tomorrow evening. 🫪😳
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smacula retweeted
The audacity of the men critiquing Harry Kanes wife when they are sitting at home with spotty arses, reeking of divorce and hairlines that look like a toffee apple rolled in a carpet.
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why is it called sexiest man alive if they do it every year and not when the previous one dies
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There’s an amazing moon out there tonight
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No spoons left today!
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Overthink the good stuff too.
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It getting colder makes things so much better for cuddling cats
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Hello
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smacula retweeted
Inside of me are two wolves. Never go shopping on an empty stomach.
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If a knife was made of butter, aka butter knife, it won’t be very good. In fact, it’ll just melt in your hands. #sleeplessThoughts
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A perfect evening for a run! Absolutely loved it.
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Went for a nice curry with some old colleagues today. Good times were had 🥰
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It’s not AI, it’s An Eye. Get your grammar right, kids.
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Evening, funky chickens. How are we all?
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Yesterday, I got a new follower on Mastadon. Remember Mastadon?
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smacula retweeted
Replying to @smacula
@smacula & @GLB_88 👀🎉
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Nerdy dream about the Casio F-91W watch which had a music player and an alarm that wouldn’t go off because it had a touch screen to disable it which I couldn’t figure out but in reality it was just my real alarm trying to wake me up.
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Good morning. Tuesday morning is brought to you by the word new, which can’t be spelt without ew.
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