Matt Smith

Fox had an anchor Named Tucker. He was just a Terrible fucker. #dailyhaiku #FoxNews #TuckerCarlson #notquitealimerick

People keep talking About their blue checks but I Think that they look gold. #dailyhaiku

What a joy to mute Elon musk

Kevin McCarthy Has been nominated for House Shut The Fuck Up. #dailyhaiku #KevinMcCarthy

Wait….so posting links to other social media platforms does not fall under Elon’s “free speech” crusade? What a dingus.

Can this be the beginning of the end for Twitter, TicketMaster and Trump all at the same time? I’d call that a good day.

Every day is an Endless wind storm. You might say That April just blows #dailyhaiku

Was just buying a sandwich at Wholesome Fresh in @HarvardSquare - a private business with a “masks required” sign. Everyone I saw was masked….except for the @CambridgePolice officer. Um. Obey the rules, folks.

The groundhog died so We get 52 more weeks Of 2020. #dailyhaiku #groundhogday2022 #groundhogday

Thanks to the @BMAs_Boston for the nomination for “Talent Buyer of The Year” - I’m in good company indeed!

Only want to hear The “unbeeped” version of This American Life. #dailyhaiku #thisamericanlife @ThisAmerLife

“Brainwashed” is the word Of the year. From both sides. My Mind’s still so dirty. #dailyhaiku

Don’t care who they are: Your favorite billionaire Is a big asshole. #dailyhaiku #yourfavoritebillionaire

Sometimes you take a random photo. Then you decide to come up with a band name and album title to go with it. I should probably start managing bands. #bandnames #albumart instagram.com/p/CO_Z7KqLsVw/…

This is like winning a golden ticket to the Wonka factory, right? @lucydacus #thumbs