new bio coming when I can think of a good one. I love sport, music, self-deprecation, bad wordplay, and good storytelling.

London, United Kingdom
Joined July 2009
You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Dallas County District Court
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🇬🇧 🏈 “Such were the size constraints of the clubs’ stadiums in the mid-90s that the NFL goalposts [for the London Monarchs American football team] stood within the stands at each end of Stamford Bridge…” - had to actually look it up, wow! 😳
Chelsea and Tottenham, and a tale of two stadiums #cfc #thfc 🔵 Mind the (gate revenue) gap ⚪️ Drawing level with Beyoncé 🔵 The CPO's "vital" role ⚪️ Wembley warning 🔵 70,000-plus target ⚪️ Setting records telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
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The first 13 seconds are plain ol' normal good announcing. The last 4 seconds might be the most insane left turn I've ever heard.
Announcers always find a way to say the craziest stuff when a 19 year old college kid is having the greatest day of their career
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Gracias a todos por los mensajes , la operacion fue bien. Lo mas importante es que ganamos y con arco en 0 En unas semanas volvemos ya 🫶🏽
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Your mam at a Coldplay gig
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Digital yellow and red cards were used during the match between Nacional and Rentistas in the Copa Uruguay. Instead of traditional cards, the referee used an electronic device to display bookings and send-offs. An innovation in football!
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When #Scrubs cleverly used a reoccurring character (Dr Briggs played by Elizabeth Banks) in their intro to change an error in their intro 5 seasons in. ❤️❤️
i love when shows change the intro for one episode cuz of smt that happens in the plot
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That Gazza goal vs Scotland is now further from today than Geoff Hurst’s World Cup winner was from Euro 96. Yes. You're old.
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The composer George Fenton has died at the age of 76. His music included Blue Planet, Planet Earth and multiple movies - Baftas + Emmys and received five Oscar nominations. He composed BBC TV news theme tunes including the memorable Newsnight music.
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80% of the children who accepted Wonka's Golden Ticket died
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Those who are arrested tonight will be required to listen to Taylor Swift's new songs on repeat.
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This isn’t the first time Katie McCabe has worn Chelsea socks in this derby
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Oh look it’s Katie McCabe’s favourite Chelsea player
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The Pittsburgh Steelers Bring Out The Heinz and Push Away The Bijan Mustard
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“Is this the first all-ginger midfield pairing in Chelsea history?”, I have just heard someone in the Stamford Bridge press room ask. Not sure Opta cover that stat, do they?
Reggie Watson and Valentin Barco are Chelsea's midfield duo tonight #CFC
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Wimbledon has an 11pm curfew. The latest a Wimbledon match ended was Andy Murray-Marcos Baghdatis in 2012. It was 11:02 p.m. local. Alcaraz-Shelton last night BEGAN at 11:05 pm local time.
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🚨🚨 | The Champions League and European competitions are back TONIGHT. And while the European nights return, they just won’t feel the same without these two giants.
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