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please if you have any problems with me, send them to [email protected]
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me: i'll just take a normal water, please. no sugar in it. thanks.
hummingbird maître d': [visibly disgusted] very good, madam...
date idea: you're outside in a hot car and I'm inside the goodwill trying on leather jackets and going ayyyyyyy
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going t o start saying, "Wife City" whenever i see an attractive woman. e.g... "thats Wife City" or "that girl is Wife City to me"
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"Pussy from a girl who hates you"? What ever happened to "a smile from a friend who wants to make you happy"...
its inevitable that I'm going to buy one of those stupid y2k Italian charm bracelets and love putting the stupid little charms on it
A huge rottweiler jumped over a fence and charged directly me earlier. This is the second time this year I thought I was going to get attacked by a dog. I dont like this shit I feel like the kid from The Omen


















