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"'Sexiest' is great! But what excited me most was hearing I was alive."
- The Snatcher
On 'People' magazine naming him "Sexiest Man Alive"
me: so, what does that weird bird thing like? knives?
hat kid: i guess so? yeah?
me: i'll get him some knives then!
hat kid: that's not--
me, already making a bouquet of knives: listen kiddo, knives are a good gift. trust me on this.
hat kid: n
The next afternoon, Snatcher was still thinking about the kiss. Then, DJ Grooves walked in holding a microphone.
"Hey, Snatcher," DJ Grooves said.
"Hey, DJ Grooves." He paused. "Ever kiss another man before?"
"Well, sure," DJ Grooves said. He then failed to elaborate.
conductor: met a peck neck today, awful
me: you looked in a mirror?
conductor: someday ye will have to answer for yer actions and god may nae be so merciful
Live fast, die young, and leave behind a pretty corpse, huh? At least you got two out of three right.
spectral contracts you son of a bitch idiot
with your soul taken, no less!
you wish
you pecking wish you were me
me: time to eat rat poison! *eats rat poison*
conductor: *eats rat poison*
me: *eats rat poison*
dj grooves: *hurriedly performs CPR on two people*
me: *kisses him back*
me: how much for that weird yellow piranha?
dj grooves: that's the conductor, darling
me: i must have it
me: do gamers have rights? discuss.
hat kid and bow kid, at the same time: no
me: okay! great discussion, kids.