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Author of DOUBLE BLIND, WIZZY WIG and PARALLAX (Available now!) Science is cool. She/her https://xitter.gq/t.co/5oea4BMrck #WTFparenting

Seattle
Joined October 2008
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I have changed the sign exactly two times. #Soup #WTFcat
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I don't know how to explain it but : @MatchlessBrew and Hellbent brewery use the good adhesive for their plastic labels. Icicle does not.
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If y’all don’t stop puttin lavender in baked goods imma start headbuttin anything and everything like the billygoat you apparently think I am
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Still thinking about the Smork alam
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I lost 3 friends to this in the 90s
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Cute couple.. 😊
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This weekend we got several messages asking us to fix potholes on I-5 in Vancouver. We tried. We had a team on I-5 Sunday night to make repairs. At 9:40 pm an allegedly inebriated driver crashed into our trucks, sending 6 of our workers to the hospital. (1/5)
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We were filming a scene where Holt walked into the break room and Andre was like "Why am I walking into the break room?" and we were like uh idk Andre, why do you think you'd walk into the break room and he was like "Maybe I'm coming in here to eat a bowl of soup?"
This is devastating. It was such a joy and an honor to watch Andre Braugher work. So talented, so kind, so fun. Can't believe it.
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If it could put a lit cigarette out in your eye, it would. That's all you need to know about a blue jay.
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Tiffany Pitts retweeted
A pygmy marmoset being fascinated by a katydid.
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INTERCEPTED
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Tiffany Pitts retweeted
Shoebill storks will bow to communicate with other shoebills they have a friendly relationship with. This is Sushi, the shoebill stork who resides at the Uganda Wildlife Conservation Education Center. [📹 Melissa Askew]
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Tiffany Pitts retweeted
Check out this small businessman, responsibly enjoying his corporate retreat
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It’s pumpkin-crushing season! Also known as Fiona, Fritz, Bibi and Tucker’s favorite time of year! 🎃 Brought to you by Frisch’s Big Boy! 🎃
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